"Dr. Wily: I'm sorry, Megaman! I've been a baaaaad doctor! Megaman: That's what you said last week! You're never gonna learn, are you? (Cheese flies into Megaman, which causes him to explode) Dr. Wily: I could ask you the same question, smurf."

"X: I've been given a second chance to set straight these stray souls of society! Zero: AW, NO, NOT AGAIN! Axl: Oh, I DARE you to say that three times fast, X."

"Jen: Haven't you noticed a little something missing for the past couple of days? Mr. O.M.A.: Uhhh... Jen: Short...annoying... Mr.O.M.A.: You have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

"Cream: Umm...you're supposed to be a ninja, am I right? Shadowman: Tell me child, whatever gave that away?"

"Dr. Wily: What kind of poor excuse for an author are you?! Mr. O.M.A.: Weel, I never think too much of myself. Dr. Wily: SHUT UP! IT WAS RHETORICAL!"

"Testament Rose: Any last words, Bunny? Cream: As a matter of fact, yeah. Since when were demons pink? (Mr. O.M.A. facepalms) Testament Rose: That's it!! NOW YOU DIEW SLOWLY!!!!!"

"Skuld: (after a very long flashback) ...Annnd here we are. Fayte: What, we still exist? Destiny: NEVER AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME?!"

"Cream: GAH! I'M SO STUPID! Jen: I coulda told you that."

"Mr. O.M.A.: You rode in [the Goliath]. Did you happen to see an off switch? Jen: Dude, it's a RIDE ARMOR. Why would I be interested in an OFF SWITCH? Mr. O.M.A.: (facepalm) Okaaaaay, you're no help. I can only think of one other person who can help ups with this kind of situation... Vile: Dude, it's a RIDE ARMOR. Why would I bee interested in an OFF SWITCH?"

"Shippo: You know, I look at this and can't help but think that it's been done before... InuYasha: (eating photos of him as a girl) Yoo shah ub!"

"InuYasha: (thinking) Now I'm gonna enjoy some time to myself. Shippo: Ohhh, InuYaaaashaaaaaa! InuYasha: (thinking) Three seconds...a new personal record."

"Mr. O.M.A.: sigh...you know what I have about doing the Author Comments, Sapph? Having to look at all that old artwork from about a year ago. I swear, I get headaches from looking [at] anything I made that far back.... (Sapphire shoves older artwork into Mr. O.M.A.'s face, who collapses onto the floor) Sapphire: You're pathetic... Mr. O.M.A.: (making a cross with fingers) GET IT AWAAAAY!!!"

"InuYasha: (female) WHAT do you people get out of doing these things to me? Nala: A truckload of cheap laughs."

"Sephiroth: You know this is pointless. [Square Enix Tavern] has to close for the night sooner or later. Then you'll meet your demise. Big Nasty: Someone obviously forgot that this place doubles as an inn. Sephiroth: THEN I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!! (gets hit in the head by a metal bar by Tifa)"

"Nala: (tossing a packet of Instant Spring of Drowned Girl to InuYasha) You know you liked it. InuYasha: GO TO HELL AND STAY THERE!!!"

"Kitty: (about Kagome) Yeah, right! She's a devil in disguise! My arch rival in love! She's the only thing that stands in the way of true happiness with Inny! Shippo: Oh, so in other words, you're insane."

"Banker: (to Mr. O.M.A.) Take [the bandana and sunglasses] off or I'll have them removed by force! (referring to Ryno) Mr. O.M.A.: (to Ryno) Yo. Haven't seen you in a while..."

"Sapphire: (answering ringing pay phone) What? Caller: I have a high-calibur sniper rifle aimed at your head. You move, you die, understand? Sapphire: Gahh...this bit is...so overdone...(gives finger) Caller: WHAT THE?!? YOU LITTLE BITCH! DO YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?!? (three bullets are fired, all of which Sapphire catches in air) Caller: Uhhh...I take back everything I said earlier, miss...please don't kill me... Sapphire: Pal, you're already dead."

"Kagome: (to a mysterious caller on a cell phone) HEY! WHO IS THIS?!? Kitty: (hanging upside-down behind Kagome with a baseball bat; thinking) Yooou'll seeeee..."

"Nala: (referring to Mr. O.M.A.'s fortress) A back door?!? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS PLACE HAS A BACK DOOR?!? Mr. O.M.A.: Of course it does. Doesn't every heavily guarded fortress?"

"Mr. O.M.A.: (referring to his new attire) ...Is it THAT bad? Nala: Saw his face...must gouge out eyes!!! Kitty: (puking in paper bag)"

"InuYasha: What could you possibly give to me that I'd ever want? Nala: Gee, I dunno...you help me out, I'm sure I'll think of something...Can you say "rosary removal"? InuYasha: (bowing a Nala's feet) What is it that you wish of me, my mistress?"

"InuYasha: (referring to the Kitty clones) WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!? Sapphire: This idiot finally saw The Matrix Reloaded... Mr. O.M.A.: And as much as Agent Smith creeps me out, I like the way the guy opperates. So this is my kinda-sorta tribute to him. InuYasha: Uh-huh...and WHAT does this have to do with Kagome and Kikyo? Mr. O.M.A.: Absolutely nothing."

"Fayte: (about InuYasha) Ahh, well, at least it's only Kagome, right? There is the other one... Shippo: Other one? Fayte: Yeah, what's her name, ahhhh...Kikyo! Shippo:Oh, right, right, right...how could I forget about her... Fayte: Yeah...I mean...heh, would InuYasha really give lovin' to a zombie like her? Shippo: Do you really wanna know? Fayte: He...now that is sick..."

"(during Fan-Service storyline) Mr. O.M.A.: My ladies are going to bare as much as possible without going nude. You won't see any idiot dresses here...'Cept for the one Greg's wearing. Mr. O.S.A.: Dammit, this is a mage's robe!!!! Mr. O.M.A.: Suuuure it is.[...] Mr. O.S.A.: You better stop making fun of me! I've got a mage's staff and I know how to use it. Mr. O.M.A.: Ahh, that's just an oversized pen and you know it. Mr. O.S.A.: They're not supposed to know that!!!!! Mr. O.M.A.: They do noooow...."

"Jorge: Does this mean we can have Square[Enix] alter egos, too? Mr. O.M.A.: Don't push yer luck. Jorge: You suck."

"Mr. O.S.A.: BLOODY CLONE!!! Mr. O.M.A.: IT SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!!!"

"Helldandy: (to Miroku) Well, don't you just shoot from the hip? Heh heh, you got balls, mister. (kicks Miroku in the groin) And now you don't."

"Coraxus: No splash, Cap'n!"

"Nala: InuYasha may look like a human but the truth is he is really a DEMON! Kitty: Yyyyyeah...so? Nala:' (collapse)"

"Mr. O.S.A.: (referring to Naruto's Sexy no Jitsu) Some security system. Mr. O.M.A.: It worked, didn't it? Mr. O.S.A.: I wasn't complaining..."

"Sephiroth: I'll allow you to live for now, Keyblade Three, but we will meet again, I can assure you of that, and dammit, when we do, you'd better have my money!!!"

"Rikku: (while hypnotized, singing to the tune of One Winged Angel) X-Box, eat berries, he's a fair entity..."

"Ryno: WHY, GOD?!? WHY HAVE YOU CURSED ME WITH SIGHT?!?"

"(After being put through a wall by Sapphire) Oka-o-okay, I b-br-brought that one on mys-self."

"(To Mr. O.M.A and Jen) I. HATE. YOU. BOTH."

"Heh heh heh...this gug-game's winner...NOOOOW AND FOREV-EH-EVER! HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

"Sephiroth: (thinking) I am...REALLY...starting...to hate keys..."

"Kitty: Question: since when did you two start listening to Blues? Rockman: Since we learned Rule Number One. Kitty: Which is? Forte: Don't piss off Blues. He doesn't keep that big blaster around for looks, ya know. Rockman: No...no, wait... that's Rule Number Two... Forte: Then what's Rule Number One again? Roll: (in flashback) Which wone of you motherf***ers drank all my orange juice?!?!? Forte: Oh yeah... Don't piss off ROLL..."

"(referring to Zappa flying in out of nowhere)That didn't count. You had something to do with it. I know it."

"If you didn't see it, it never happened! CLOSE YOUR EYES!"

"(To Jen-Ivo)Iv', you and I are gonna have a looooong talk when we get home."

"Off panel character restoration powerrrr...maaaake-up! (a parody of the Sailor Moon japanese transformation sequence command)"

"Well, you know how it is. One thing leads to another and soon enough, boom."

"Man, I HATE ninjas..."

"(Cream's catchphrase) AAAAGOOONEEEEEE!!!"

"(to Sonic) Hey. New guy. You'd better get used to that 'cuz it's gonna get a lot worse from here on out..."

"What were you planning to do? Kill me with warnings?"