"Sephiroth: I'll allow you to live for now, Keyblade Three, but we will meet again, I can assure you of that, and dammit, when we do, you'd better have my money!!!"

"Sapphire: (answering ringing pay phone) What? Caller: I have a high-calibur sniper rifle aimed at your head. You move, you die, understand? Sapphire: Gahh...this bit is...so overdone...(gives finger) Caller: WHAT THE?!? YOU LITTLE BITCH! DO YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?!? (three bullets are fired, all of which Sapphire catches in air) Caller: Uhhh...I take back everything I said earlier, miss...please don't kill me... Sapphire: Pal, you're already dead."

"(to Yami-Yugi) Fine, then...let's play a game. [...] We're gonna play a personal favorite of mine. It's called "Catch the Giant Glowing Energy Ball of Death"."

"Dum dee dum, no lines for meee..."

"(referring to a mask-less Kane) Who's the guy with the nose? Uncle Fester?"

"(After frying Yami Yugi) Believe in my powers now?"

"(To Yami Yugi) You don't believe in my powers, do you? All right, how's 'bout I give you a free palm reading and we'll see just how fake my powers really are."

"Whoo, I'm in the flashback! You can't stop me!"

"HELLFIRE FLAAAASH!!"

"Oh, spirits of fortune, I ask of ye aid to help this lovesick fool...find...happiness!"

"Welcome, all, to Destiny's House of Fortune! What do the cards hold in store for YOUR future?"

"Behold, the power of cheese!"

"WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER HALF A YEAR FLASHBACK SEQUENCE, THANK YOU!!!"

"OOH, YEAH! I STILL GOT IT, BABY! UH-HUH!!!! Holla if ya hear me!!! (reference to Scott Steiner)Can you dig it, SUCKAAA?!? (reference to Booker T)"

"(happily blushing after kissing Jorge) Did I just do what I think I did???"

"Ooh, sorry, Bell, but I don't do lucky numbers."

"What were you planning to do? Kill me with warnings?"

"Get down on your knees and tell me you love me."

"(referring to Mr. O.M.A.) We work for this idiot?"

"(to Jen) You're not gonna shut up no matter HOW many times I smack you, are you?"

"(to Sephiroth) Dude...you need a sequel or something FAST."

"(referring to a now female InuYasha) FLEE! THE RUMORS ARE TRUUUE!!!"

"(to Lina Inverse) Howdy, Mr. Clean!"

"(recurring statement) I hate you all."

"(to Nala) How fiendishly original of you."

"(in an Agent Smith outfit; to Kikyo) Hey! You with the mouth! I make the wisecracks around here!"

"(singing) Sephy is a lightweight!"

"Big Badda Boom..."

"(Kitty's catchphrase; to InuYasha) INNY!"

"Wheee! I'm the new O.M.A.! I'm the new O.M.A.!"

"Glory goes "honk"?"

"GAAAAH, WHY CAN'T WOMEN ACTUALLY BE WOMEN IN THIS DAMN PLACE?!?"

"(to Sonic) Hey. New guy. You'd better get used to that 'cuz it's gonna get a lot worse from here on out..."

"Banker: (to Mr. O.M.A.) Take [the bandana and sunglasses] off or I'll have them removed by force! (referring to Ryno) Mr. O.M.A.: (to Ryno) Yo. Haven't seen you in a while..."

"The scent of urine is doing wonders for my mood. I guess alleys aren't posh enough to piss in, christ!"

"I don't understand. Not that I expect life to make sense - that's asking too much."

"Work work, work, work, die. You'd think I was a protestant."

"Now I don't know much of anything, except that I'm being watched 24/7. Like the TV show. Without the chickens...or the stripper. Not that I care. We're all voyeurs. Let them watch."

"Maybe you fell charm to my one-two of dazzling charm and boyish good looks. Makes all the closet pedophiles go wibbly."

"You give your life to God...all of it. If I die today, I die in bliss. For I believe."

"My brain floats like a dumpling, swollen in a soup of adrenaline. And my faith abandons me."

"Life is illusion. The only real thing is compassion - the bonds we share with others. Without them, we suffer alone."

"Why doesn't anything go right for me? All I wanted was to enslave a destroyed universe of tortured dead."

"You must settle down, sir! Perhaps my calming anesthetic saliva --"

"I'm all for beating swords into plowshares, but I'd rather do it over someone's skull."

"I have a running tab at the engine room's waste ethanol pump."

"to an alternate-universe Vanderbeam: No dice, parallel-face! You're reactor chow."

"My mom was an alcoholic small arms dealer. She knew I needed a masculine influence around the house after my father left. We had this turret I called 'dad.'"

"to Mr. Jinx: WEAR IT LIKE A HAAAAAT!!"

"to Mr. Jinx: Remind me to pay you a wage so I can threaten to dock it."