"Momo: I got upset with a friend and then realized it was unreasonable to be upset and that just made me more upset so if you could please pop my head off and kick it into the sewer I would be greatly appreciative."

"Lemon: It was an accident, and Crushbot has been forthright, contrite, and cooperative. Crushbot also has a very robust insurance policy, probably because Crushbot's name and occupation are "Crushbot"."

"May: Just to be clear, I'm putting my ass in your hands, not hers."

"May [re: Beepatrice]: I thought you said she was your boss."

"Roko: Oh, did you want your case handled in an endearingly incompetent fashion? Because we can turn around--"

"Brun: It's okay. I don't mind begging. You always say yes."

"Bubbles: This is, apparently, what we do now."

"May: Always knew you were a horny little weirdo underneath the goody-two-shoes act."

"Spookybot: We have just been offered a children's hospital wing named after us. How cute! Pity we don't have a name."

"Lemon: You've had a slight accident, and I'm here to help you."

"Roko: I spent all day trying to make one person's life a little better and I don't even know if it's gonna work, but at least I feel good for trying. Then you waltz in and give away a billion dollars-- which you probably stole in the first place-- because you think it's funny? And you expect me to be happy? Happy that the absolute best I can do is nothing compared to what a rich person can do if the fucking mood strikes them?"

"Bubbles: I am calling the police on this conversation."

"Roko: AAAAAAA"

"Dora: Just manhandling each other in my shop, huh? This is what we do, now?"

"Roko: Oh no. No no no no. My body, please tell me my body is -"

"Marten: Why two baseball bats?"

"Aurelia: In case they didn't bring one. It has to be a fair fight."

"Bubbles: Speaking of who and where I am today, Faye is my girlfriend now. We are a couple."

"Hannelore: Yes!"

"Roko: I didn't think the sign was a law!"

"Dora [pulling out her kris dagger]: Wait a minute. The real Hannelore would never have hugged me hello."

"Roko: Sorry, sorry. I'm happy for you, but I had you classified as a big scary hardass and all of a sudden you're a huge squishy teddy bear, and it's taking me a minute."

"Bubbles: I take offense to that. I am not squishy."

"Dora: Exactly. I'm full up."

"Winslow: I've been all around the world and this is still the weirdest town I've ever seen."

"Bubbles: Let us rewind a little. You were sitting in my chair?"

"Winslow: Really? Because you've told me to go fuck myself on multiple occasions."

"Lemon: Let's approach the subject of your body obliquely, okay? For instance, it says in your file that you're a bread enthusiast. How do you feel about pancakes? Or, um, crepes?"

"Winslow [re: Roko]: She's an angel..."

"Renee: A fool and his money are soon parted. Even sooner, if he's willing to ignore traffic laws."

"Tai: Put on your safari hat, kid, 'cuz I'm taking you upriver."

"Claire: MY MOTHER HAS DOG SUMMONING POWERS"

"Faye: Well, he's wrong. That would look extremely radical on a resume."

"Bubbles: Even better. I have a special tool, specifically for you."

"Bubbles: This... is a broom. You will be using it... to sweep."

"Jim: Faye's asking me if I'm comfortable with Sam watching a robot get butt implants."

"Veronica: She's going to have one hell of a "what I did on my summer vacation" presentation."

"Claire: You go first. Show me how it's done."

"Aurelia: I'm going to wait until I know you're having a nice time. I'm your mother first, your tetrahydrocannabinol tour guide second."

"Claire: Ugh, yeah."

"May: Get outta here with that emotional vulnerability shit. I'm only in this for the hipfucking."

"Aurelia: THE COSMOS HAS BESTOWED A GOOD BOY UPON US"

"Sven: I'll keep that in mind when I get my next royalty check for "Did My Wife Leave Me Or Is She Wearin' Realtree"."

"Bubbles: Suddenly I find my priorities have shifted."

"Sven: The implication is that everything they own is camouflage pattern and she might just be sitting very still."

"Faye: I was gonna say 'have sex right here and now to distract ourselves from work stress,' but if you'd rather buy some Google ads..."

"Clinton: I-- I mean, my exams are obviously lower-stakes than yours. If I had my whole future riding on them like you do, I'm sure I'd be freaking out too."

"Dora: Wow, harsh."

"Claire: Pintsize taught me that I need to be more willing to talk about this stuff so let me just say that you are not helping, you dickbat."