"Lemon: Let's approach the subject of your body obliquely, okay? For instance, it says in your file that you're a bread enthusiast. How do you feel about pancakes? Or, um, crepes?"

"Lemon: It was an accident, and Crushbot has been forthright, contrite, and cooperative. Crushbot also has a very robust insurance policy, probably because Crushbot's name and occupation are "Crushbot"."

"Lemon: You've had a slight accident, and I'm here to help you."

"Roko: Oh no. No no no no. My body, please tell me my body is -"

"Lemon: You stepped onto the sidewalk just as Crushbot slipped on a misdelivered crate of bananas. Crushbot fell on you. Crushbot weighs several tons. Bubbles was able to lift Crushbot off of you, but the damage had already been done. I'm very sorry to tell you, but your body is completely unrecoverable."

"Bubbles: I am calling the police on this conversation."

"Bubbles: I take offense to that. I am not squishy."

"Dora: Just manhandling each other in my shop, huh? This is what we do, now?"

"Bubbles: This is, apparently, what we do now."

"Roko: Sorry, sorry. I'm happy for you, but I had you classified as a big scary hardass and all of a sudden you're a huge squishy teddy bear, and it's taking me a minute."

"Lemon: You know, Melon came here as soon as she heard. She's refused to leave your side ever since."

"Brun: It's okay. I don't mind begging. You always say yes."

"Renee: A fool and his money are soon parted. Even sooner, if he's willing to ignore traffic laws."

"Clinton: Wow, nice euphemism. I feel you though, I prefer to poop at home too."

"Brun: The first time someone called me autistic, I didn't even know the word. I didn't understand it was meant to be an insult until I asked my dad and I saw how upset it made him. A while after that the doctor said that yes, I was autistic. They said it's fine, it just meant my brain worked differently than most people. But in my head it meant that I was this word that people used as an insult. That's when I stopped liking doctors."

"Roko: It's funny, I was actually sitting here in that big chair, feeling sorry for myself, when May - you know May, right? Anyway, she started talking back to me. Said I should just quit if I feel like I suck at my job. And it was like someone opened a skylight in my mind. Suddenly there was light again. Anyway, May apologized for mouthing off, and I took that to mean she was worried I'd fuck her over, and it was just like... shit. I work with cops who absolutely would've retaliated for her speaking her mind. That was the last straw. I quit the second I got back to the station."

"Tai: We've never talked about what'd happen if I got some crazy good job offer somewhere else."

"Tai: Oh, sure, like you'd - wait, what? Seriously?"

"Dora: It's just a business. I can rebuild it. Love is more important."

"Bubbles: Let us rewind a little. You were sitting in my chair?"

"Faye: Are you okay? Your boss just proposed to your ex in front of you."

"Aurelia: THE COSMOS HAS BESTOWED A GOOD BOY UPON US"

"Faye: I will never understand how your brain works."

"Tai [on the phone with Dora]: Hey babe. Claire and her mom got way too stoned and a random borzoi wandered into the house and we need an adult. Yeah that's pretty much how I expected today to go too."

"Roko: I didn't think the sign was a law!"

"Marten: They're definitely picking out wedding outfits, right Faye?"

"Faye: Okay! Okay! Jeez!"

"Aurelia: I'm going to wait until I know you're having a nice time. I'm your mother first, your tetrahydrocannabinol tour guide second."

"Faye: Ugh god I'm sorry I asked"

"Claire: You go first. Show me how it's done."

"Bubbles: I appreciate the sentiment, but my time as a soldier was not -"

"Tai: Put on your safari hat, kid, 'cuz I'm taking you upriver."

"Claire: MY MOTHER HAS DOG SUMMONING POWERS"

"Faye: Pretty shitty victory, if you ask me."

"Bubbles: You accomplished your mission and made a tactical retreat before the situation got out of hand. If I were your commanding officer, I would be -"

"Claire: Pintsize taught me that I need to be more willing to talk about this stuff so let me just say that you are not helping, you dickbat."

"Bubbles: V-very well. Let us go home, and I will... debrief you."

"Bubbles: Speaking of who and where I am today, Faye is my girlfriend now. We are a couple."

"May: You realize it's possible to bang someone without makin' a fuckin' car crash out of the situation, right?"

"Roko: What, sitting in a friggin' server room?"

"Faye: Welp, only one thing we can do, then."