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"Brun: When people say "don't worry about it", they really mean "I don't want to explain it to you.""
"Millefeuille: It's so nice when a hypothesis holds up under further testing!"
"Tai: I'm real, and you're eating an apple."
"Roko: Aye sweah tah goahd you bettah noaht finish thaht sentence, O'Malley"
"Brun: You can say no, unless you want to have a boring dinner with someone, in which case you can say yes."
"Millefeuille: Are those really the only two outcomes? Have romantic comedies been lying to me this whole time?"
"Clinton: What do I have to do to get you to stop apologizing?"
"Millefeuille: Is that how you two ended up together?"
"Aurelia: Oh no! Were you hoping to "hook up" with her tonight? Did I "cock block" you?"
"Bubbles: Ours was a torrent of passion, repressed longing, and dramatic uncertainty. I have no regrets, but a walk in the park would have been a comparative walk in the park."
"Claire: You're really here, right? This isn't a hypothetical conversation I'm imagining while I eat my carrot sticks?"
"Elliot: It's an autonomic process, so I guess replace my brain stem."
"Claire: Oh, you're right. I thought these carrot sticks tasted funny."
"Claire: Oh, I don't need a celebration. I'm just relieved it's finally over."
"Momo: Based on their lovemaking pattern for the last few hours, I calculate that Dale and Marigold's latest refractory period is about to end, and I would very much like to be elsewhere."
"Marten: I mean, probably. It might be full of condoms or something though. You know how it is with him."
"Pintsize: The worst part is she said I'm only her SECOND-worst date! I don't even have THAT!"
"Claire: I was thinking we could turn the lights down, play some light jazz, and read our favorite poems to each other."
"Roko: I can't help it if I'm wired to want a little companionship."
"May: If you wanna. Why?"
"Clinton: Wow, nice euphemism. I feel you though, I prefer to poop at home too."
"Bubbles: I believe he is grappling with profound questions about the nature of the relationship between humans and AI. Two more minutes, and then you may go punch him."
"Clinton: Oh my god I can hear the quotation marks"
"Marigold: NO I WOUL- okay yes I would have"
"Brun: The first time someone called me autistic, I didn't even know the word. I didn't understand it was meant to be an insult until I asked my dad and I saw how upset it made him. A while after that the doctor said that yes, I was autistic. They said it's fine, it just meant my brain worked differently than most people. But in my head it meant that I was this word that people used as an insult. That's when I stopped liking doctors."
"Faye: I'd probably have sublimated any attraction I felt into being a sassy bitch - Wait, fuck, have I done that before? Have I always been bi?!"
"Momo: May I come over to your place for awhile?"
"O'Malley: You want companionship, you get a cat. What you want is a oiled-up little fuck-weirdo to rub breakfast foods on your--"
"Brun: I have three thousand dollars in my bra and I have to get to the bank as soon as possible."
"Faye: I'm sorry I bailed on you= before. Thinkin' about how you lost your memories, and you don't know if you had someone special back then... it got me all twisted up inside my head."
"Tai: We've never talked about what'd happen if I got some crazy good job offer somewhere else."
"Bubbles: It is another aspect of my past that is gone forever. It is sad, and it will always be sad. But if circumstances had not transpired the way they did, I would not be here now, with you. I would not trade that to recover what was lost, no matter how precious it may have been."
"Dale: If they offered one I would have taken it!"
"[Close-up on Faye's face, her eyes full of tears.]"
"May: You don't have to be a fuckin' genius to choose your fuckin' words carefully when your girl is askin' if your fuckin' coworker is fuckin' hotter than her! Fuck!"
"Momo: Dale cares for you very much!"
"May: Shitting balls, people should hafta take a fuckin' class before they're allowed to date."
"Bubbles: You are not a monster."
"Renee: You know, if you found a new apartment, you wouldn't have to beg me for laundry privileges."
"Dale: Let's make some lattes. With my dick."
"Emily: I want to do sex with you on top of the coffee grinder. While it's running."
"Bubbles: I love you too, Faye."
"Marigold: But hypothetically, if you lined up me and Emily in front of him and said "pick one", he'd have picked Emily."
"Faye: You shut up. Nobody likes you right now and you're just gonna have to deal with that."
"Dale: But Google said honesty was good in a relationship!"
"Mrs. Whitaker: My point is, if people're livin' in different ways than they did when I was young, it's on me to accept that, long as they're happy and they ain't hurtin' no one. This's is a big surprise, but I'll get used to it, same as I did with your sister. All I want is for my girls to be safe and happy and livin' their best lives. That make sense?"
"Brun: It's okay. I don't mind begging. You always say yes."
"Bubbles [leaning in]: I know something we could do to take the edge off."
"Faye: Imagine if we came home one night and everybody was, like, quietly reading."
"Bubbles: I would find it suspicious."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!