"Claire: My dream would be to find something around here, or close enough that I could commute. But if I'm smart, I'll apply to every position I'm qualified for. So there's a possibility that I'll get offered a job in, like, Fucksburg, Montana. Then I'd have to decide if I was willing to move. And... and I guess we'd have to have a serious conversation about whether you wanted to come with me."

"Marten: Oh, that, whatever. I'm more worried about the whole "what if Claire gets a job somewhere else" thing."

"Tai [down on one knee]: I... I... I don't have a ring, but... Dora, will you -"

"Dora: oh my god"

"May: My shift's up in an hour if you wanna get your dick laughed at!"

"Marten: Okay, at the risk of derailing this conversation, I would totally move to a town called Fucksburg."

"Faye: Are you okay? Your boss just proposed to your ex in front of you."

"Faye: Ugh god I'm sorry I asked"

"Claire: Oh, you're right. I thought these carrot sticks tasted funny."

"Tai: We've never talked about what'd happen if I got some crazy good job offer somewhere else."

"Tai: I'm real, and you're eating an apple."

"Brun: The first time someone called me autistic, I didn't even know the word. I didn't understand it was meant to be an insult until I asked my dad and I saw how upset it made him. A while after that the doctor said that yes, I was autistic. They said it's fine, it just meant my brain worked differently than most people. But in my head it meant that I was this word that people used as an insult. That's when I stopped liking doctors."

"Claire: You're really here, right? This isn't a hypothetical conversation I'm imagining while I eat my carrot sticks?"

"Clinton: Wow, nice euphemism. I feel you though, I prefer to poop at home too."

"Dora: Simple. I'd sell the shop and move with you."

"Brun: It's okay. I don't mind begging. You always say yes."

"Renee: A fool and his money are soon parted. Even sooner, if he's willing to ignore traffic laws."

"Renee: You know, if you found a new apartment, you wouldn't have to beg me for laundry privileges."

"Bubbles: Probably not a fruit basket, considering the cause of the accident."

"Crushbot: CRUSHBOT WOULD ALSO LIKE TO EXTEND CRUSHBOT'S SINCERE CONDOLENCES"

"Brun: I have three thousand dollars in my bra and I have to get to the bank as soon as possible."

"Faye: You shut up. Nobody likes you right now and you're just gonna have to deal with that."

"Tai: Oh, sure, like you'd - wait, what? Seriously?"

"Lemon: You know, Melon came here as soon as she heard. She's refused to leave your side ever since."

"Roko: What, sitting in a friggin' server room?"

"Lemon: You stepped onto the sidewalk just as Crushbot slipped on a misdelivered crate of bananas. Crushbot fell on you. Crushbot weighs several tons. Bubbles was able to lift Crushbot off of you, but the damage had already been done. I'm very sorry to tell you, but your body is completely unrecoverable."

"Lemon: Let's approach the subject of your body obliquely, okay? For instance, it says in your file that you're a bread enthusiast. How do you feel about pancakes? Or, um, crepes?"

"Lemon: It was an accident, and Crushbot has been forthright, contrite, and cooperative. Crushbot also has a very robust insurance policy, probably because Crushbot's name and occupation are "Crushbot"."

"Roko: Oh no. No no no no. My body, please tell me my body is -"

"Lemon: Yes. She's singing to you, too. "For comfort," she says. Apparently the only song she knows is "Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star." She has sung it 1257 times in a row now."

"Dora: Just manhandling each other in my shop, huh? This is what we do, now?"

"Bubbles: I take offense to that. I am not squishy."

"Bubbles: I am calling the police on this conversation."

"Bubbles: This is, apparently, what we do now."

"Dora: It's just a business. I can rebuild it. Love is more important."

"Bubbles: Speaking of who and where I am today, Faye is my girlfriend now. We are a couple."

"Sven: Cool, I'll be back with a clown nose on it!"

"Lemon: You've had a slight accident, and I'm here to help you."

"Roko: Sorry, sorry. I'm happy for you, but I had you classified as a big scary hardass and all of a sudden you're a huge squishy teddy bear, and it's taking me a minute."

"Faye: Should we get her, like, a gift or something? What says "I'm sorry your entire body got crushed?""

"Veronica: She's going to have one hell of a "what I did on my summer vacation" presentation."

"Tai: Put on your safari hat, kid, 'cuz I'm taking you upriver."

"Claire: MY MOTHER HAS DOG SUMMONING POWERS"

"Aurelia: I'm going to wait until I know you're having a nice time. I'm your mother first, your tetrahydrocannabinol tour guide second."

"Claire: Pintsize taught me that I need to be more willing to talk about this stuff so let me just say that you are not helping, you dickbat."

"Claire: You go first. Show me how it's done."

"Clinton: I-- I mean, my exams are obviously lower-stakes than yours. If I had my whole future riding on them like you do, I'm sure I'd be freaking out too."

"Aurelia: THE COSMOS HAS BESTOWED A GOOD BOY UPON US"