Teen Comedy Films

"Matthew Broderick - James T. "Jim" McAllister"

"If you died right now, I would throw myself into one of my Dad's cement trucks and get poured into your tomb."

"Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Enid Flick"

"Dennis Hopper - Bob Roberts"

"Candace Silvers - Irene"

"Beau Dremann - Matusky"

"Ann Wedgeworth - Dolores"

"Richard Masur - Detective Isadore Nulty"

"Barry Corbin - Lew Harlan"

"Pat Simmons - Crystal"

"Fisher Stevens - Vince Latello"

"Raphael Sbarge - Sherman"

"Danielle von Zerneck - Ellie Sawyer"

"I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night!"

"I just want to be home watching cartoons!"

"[gives the finger to another driver] Sit on this, buttplug!"

"Danger makes great sex."

"The funniest sci-fi movie of the summer."

"I could be home watching Magnum!"

"We must not destroy the world."

"John Stockwell - Michael Harlan"

"Lyle Waggoner - Chief Boyardie"

"Morgan Paull - Chuck's Dad"

"Corrine Bohrer - Cindy Lou"

"Tom Villard - Jocko O'Finlay"

"Peter Isacksen - Beaker"

"Joshua Cadman - Johnny Big Head"

"Biff Manard - Bob's Dad"

"Eddie Deezen - Menlo Schwartzer"

"Chuck's Mom: You people are so full of shit your eyes are brown!"

"Linda Kerridge - Sparkle"

"Ruth Buzzi - Bob's Mom"

"The Movie That Gives Insanity A Bad Name!"

"[after watching a zombie smash open a vending machine with its head] Must be from L.A.! A-bow-bow!"

"Chuck's Dad: If you're worried about your kids, lock them up, beat them, do anything you damn well please, but for Christ's sake, don't stop innocent kids from drinking cola and surfing, it's the American way! [on the verge of tears] Surfing's built this town...and it's damn well built this country."

"Bob: Don't think, just drink!"

"[repeated line] A-bow-bow!"

"Eric Stoltz - Chuck"

"Terry Kiser - Jocko's Dad"

"Sparkle: Menlo Schwartzer was a genius...a brilliant chemist. Talk about having it all: he was short, ugly, near-sighted and carried a slide rule."

"Kids, if I need any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your heads."

"I used to want to be like the other kids, you know! I wanted to be a surfer! I wanted to be hip and bitchy and gnarly, but that's over now, it all ended one miserable afternoon: I was having an innocent soda, and they spiked it! And you know with what? [lifts up shirt to reveal a pair of breasts] With a powerful reverse-sex hormone! Do you know what it's like to be the only guy at the beach with tits?!"

"[repeated line] Can you relate?"

"[having an argument on the phone] Oh yeah, one more thing, O'Finlay: SCHLONG! [hangs up] What an asshole."

"Good ol' Buzzz Cola, gets them every time!"

"[seeing his son sabotage his surfing bet] I'm gonna beat that kid like I don't know him."

"I want you to dust the beach for prints."

"Cleavon Little - Principal Daddy-O"

"Jeffrey Rogers - Bob"

"John Ford Noonan - "Handsome" John Pruitt"