"I object. The princesa is too young to be queen. Costa Luna and Costa Estrella are two tiny countries that must unite and stand together against the world. So for the good of both countries I, General Magnus Kane, declare myself..."

"The only reason why I'm here, why my brothers are here, is to get to know you better."

"No, she's gonna be a royal pain."

"You order me? You order me? I order you take a long walk off a short pier."

"Robert Adamson - Donny"

"Samantha Droke - Brooke"

"Nicholas Braun - Edwin"

"Kevin G. Schmidt - Bull"

"I will turn the other cheek because that is what princesses do."

"Johnny Ray Rodriguez - General Magnus Kane"

"Thank you. Since I've been here I've learned many wonderful things, but most importantly I learned about friendship, loyalty, and trust. And those are things that are not just given but things we must earn. So I want to thank Carter Mason for teaching me these things. And for being my friend."

"Jamie Chung - Chelsea Barnes"

"Sully Diaz - Queen Sophia Fioré"

"I can't believe you would do this for me."

"I need a nightgown. Preferably silk. Preferably pink."

"Demi Lovato as Princess Rosalinda Fiore/Rosie Gonzalez"

"Royalty meets reality."

"Selena Gomez as Carter Mason"

"You're becoming a princess on the inside and now you look like one too."

"Well it looks like everyone wants to be a princess. Unfortunately, it is time for the masquerade to end."

"Where are you, my princesa?"

"Enough! As the princesa so adequately pointed out this is not your fight."

"Talia Rothenberg - Margaret"

"Not so hot."

"Tom Verica - Major Joe Mason"

"Girls like Chelsea and Brooke, all they care about is shoes. Like wearing the right clothes make them superior. I just want to do something more important with my life, like my dad."

"I may be a princess tonight but I'll always be bait girl."

"Daisy Donovan - Miss Rees-Withers"

"Jason Watkins - Mr. Nellist"

"Johnny Pacar - Roddy"

"Eleanor Turner-Moss - Charlotte"

"Shirley Henderson as Matron."

"Shelby Young - Ruby"

"Ruby Thomas - Jane"

"Aidan Quinn - Gerry Moore"

"Kelsey Sanders - Skye"

"Lexi Ainsworth - Molly Moore"

"Sophie Wu - Kiki"

"Natasha Richardson - Mrs. Kingsley"

"Alex Pettyfer - Freddie Kingsley"

"Nick Frost - Mr. Christopher"

"Georgia King - Harriet Bentley"

"I don't fit in with everybody else."

"[Poppy has just walked into head girl, Harriet] There is an hierarchy in this school, teacher, prefects, scholars, dogs, vermin, Americans; Kate see to that she falls in line!"

"[Poppy and Harriet are fighting as Freddie comes by] Shouldn't you guys be in bikinis for that?"

"What is this place? Hogwarts?"

"New Girl. New School. New Rules."

"I didn't start it, it wasn't my fault, and if this were America, I would sue."

"Welcome to Malibu, biatch!"