"[after the car is driven into the pool] Wow. I don't know how to fix this. I don't know how to fix any of this shit. I'm sorry Thomas. I just wanted to get some pussy."

"Witness it."

"Jillian Reynolds - Herself"

"The Party You've Only Dreamed About."

"[on video] What up my lovely females? This is your boy Costa, your host for the evening. Behind me is Thomas Kub's house. Today is Thomas Kub's birthday, [grabs crotch] and this is Project X, yo."

"[about the "Naked Girls Only" sign by the pool] The next time your pool guy comes by for a clean, he's gonna say, "Excuse me Mr. Kub, but I think I may have found some water in your semen.""

"Thomas Mann - Thomas Kub"

"Rick Shapiro - T-Rick"

"Jimmy Kimmel - Himself"

"Oliver Cooper - Costa."

"Sarena Parmar - Audrey"

"Debby Ryan - Tara Adams"

"Can the girl who never speaks... Become the voice of a generation?"

"Adam DiMarco - Gavin"

"I'm having a party tomorrow night at my place. If you're not there, we'll both know why."

"The lunchtime fiasco was... well, a fiasco."

"Merritt Patterson - Stacey"

"Thank you, Stacey, for bringing this to my attention."

"I'm afraid of hyenas!"

"Come on, let's see hands people!"

"Drama is my life."

"Obsess much, Larry?"

"He's been married to my mom for what, two months. He probably thinks I'm a total step-freak. I freak out when he asks me what kind of cereal I want."

"I wish I could talk to everyone like I talk to you, Audrey. I guess that's why you're my BFF."

"Atticus Mitchell - Gabe"

"Why don't you go talk to him? You've had a crush on him since, like, the first Harry Potter movie."

"You have to breeeeaaaath your words."