Teen Comedy Films

"Maia Brewton - Sara Anderson"

"Clark Johnson - Black Gang Leader"

"Anthony Rapp - Daryl Coopersmith"

"Keith Coogan - Brad Anderson"

"Lolita Davidovich - Sue Ann"

"George Newbern - Dan Lynch, a college student"

"John Ford Noonan - "Handsome" John Pruitt"

"John Davis Chandler - Bleak"

"Penelope Ann Miller - Brenda"

"Bradley Whitford - Mike Todwell"

"Calvin Levels - Joe Gipp"

"Ron Canada - Graydon, Bleak's second in command"

"Vincent D'Onofrio - Dawson"

"Albert Collins - himself; a player in a Chicago Blues club"

"Jamie Chung - Chelsea Barnes"

"Nicholas Braun - Edwin"

"Johnny Ray Rodriguez - General Magnus Kane"

"Robert Adamson - Donny"

"Selena Gomez as Carter Mason"

"Tom Verica - Major Joe Mason"

"Sully Diaz - Queen Sophia Fioré"

"Samantha Droke - Brooke"

"You're going to need tighter pants and a tambourine."

"Enough! As the princesa so adequately pointed out this is not your fight."

"Dude, you're a rockstar. Use it."

"We're under attack!"

"Not so hot."

"Royalty meets reality."

"Dude, you can't keep hitting me."

"Well it looks like everyone wants to be a princess. Unfortunately, it is time for the masquerade to end."

"You dropped it, Curly. You swim for it."

"No way am I letting this happen."

"Let her go. She needs it way more than I do."

"I object. The princesa is too young to be queen. Costa Luna and Costa Estrella are two tiny countries that must unite and stand together against the world. So for the good of both countries I, General Magnus Kane, declare myself..."

"I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going to miss you too."

"Demi Lovato as Princess Rosalinda Fiore/Rosie Gonzalez"

"Where are you, my princesa?"

"You're right. They do need you. They need you to lead them and to protect them. And that's something you can't do from jail which is exactly where you're going if you go back to Costa Luna."

"Kevin G. Schmidt - Bull"

"No no no no no! I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean that "I hate you. I hate you." I meant that "I hate you like you're my best friend"."

"Girls like Chelsea and Brooke, all they care about is shoes. Like wearing the right clothes make them superior. I just want to do something more important with my life, like my dad."

"Long live Queen Rosie!"

"A normal dad would go to a foreign country and bring his daughter back a t-shirt not a person."

"I may be a princess tonight but I'll always be bait girl."

"No, she's gonna be a royal pain."

"Yeah well I'm not a princess."

"School. You're sixteen you go to school."

"Trust me, I'm not a princess."

"Thank you for helping me today. A princess doesn't know who her true friend is. Today I am sure."

"Wow, it must be nice playing peasant for a day."