Stoner Films

"John Cho as Harold Lee"

"Kal Penn as Kumar Patel"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas as Andy Rosenberg"

"Amir Blumenfeld as Adrian"

"Thomas Lennon as Todd"

"Patton Oswalt as Larry Juston/Mall Santa"

"Danny Trejo as Mr. Perez"

"Danneel Harris as Vanessa Fanning"

"Elias Koteas as Sergei Katsov"

"David Krumholtz as Seth Goldstein"

"Paula Garcés as Maria Perez-Lee"

"Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined."

"Neil Patrick Harris as a fictionalized version of himself"

"[Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high."

"Dan Schwarz - Tax Collector #2"

"Yvan Chiffre - Tax Collector #1"

"Jean-Claude Dreyfus - Marquis Du Hickey"

"Kay Dotrice - The Midwife"

"Rikki Marin - Princess II"

"Edie McClurg - The Queen"

"Jennie C. Kos - The Pregnant Mother"

"Serge Fedoroff - Nostrodamus"

"Robbi Chong - Princess III"

"Rae Dawn Chong - The Gypsy"

"Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican"

"Martin Pepper - Martin"

"Believe me, if you weren't a woman, I'd kiss you for that."

"Tommy Chong - Lucian Corsican"

"Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry."

"You ever had a taco? I guess they don't have tacos in France. I remember one time this restaurant I used to work... err... I mean, own. They had a contest to see who could eat the most. I ate 143, and I was still hungry, but they had to close the restaurant."

"Don't be a stupid Fuckaire."

"Roy Dotrice - The Evil Fuckaire/Ye Old Jailer"

"I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!"

"Tickle your buns with a feather! Aheeee!"

"Shelby Chong - Princess I"

"Missy Cleveland as Massage girl"

"Kim Hopkins as Wardrobe girl"

"Shelby Chong as Beautiful girl"

"Phil Hartman as Chick Hazard - Private Eye"

"Cassandra Peterson as Hostage"

"Edie McClurg as Gloria's mom"

"Rikki Marin as Gloria"

"Bob McClurg as Chicken Charlie"

"Betty Kennedy as Candy"

"Sy Kramer as Mr. Neatnik"

"Rita Wilson as Actress wannabe"

"Michael Winslow as Welfare Comedian"

"Cheech Marin as Cheech and Dwayne "Red" Mendoza"

"Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone."

"Tommy Chong as Chong "Man""