Ali G Indahouse

"[repeated line] Keep it real!"

"[everyone's angry in UN] You know why they're so worked up in there? It's because they haven't had their tea yet! Come on!"

"Ali, come on, World War Three's breaking out, you need to do something!"

"What's he doing?"

"We're going to demolish Slough instead."

"I think we should "keep it real.""

"[to Ali] You know, you are unbelievably stupid."

"Now, I am going to shoot you!"

"(after Ali G and his gang break into Downing Street) This is a terrorist attack, shoot on sight!"

"Cleaning Da Filth From Da PM's Hood"

"Vote Ali G"

"Tax Da Panty"

"Me Iz Introducin’ A White Paper"

"Blair Beware"

"Guess Who's In Da House?"

"Sacha Baron Cohen as Alistair Leslie Graham "Ali G" /Borat Sagdiyev"

"Michael Gambon - Prime Minister"

"Charles Dance - Deputy Prime Minister David Carlton"

"Kellie Knight - Julie"

"Martin Freeman - Richard "Ricky C" Cunningham"

"Rohan Mitra - Kate Hedges"

"Barbara New - Nan"

"Ray Panthaki - Hassan B"

"Emilio Rivera - Rico"

"Paul Clayton - Alan Swan Lake"

"Olegar Fedoro - Russian Minister"

"Tony Way - Not-Dangerous Dave"

"Daniele Lavender - Maid (as Daniella Lavender)"

"Capri Ashby - Nurse Nina"

"John Scott Martin - Mr. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson"