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"I'm a hugger, not a fighter. Take off, eh?"
"DOOH! Guh..."
"Need a hug?!"
"[while finding his squirrel] Hmmm, let's see now. I can't start until I find my little – wait, I hear him. I hear him, where are you? Where are... There you are you crazy little--! Ahahahahaha!"
"Catch and release! Ha Ha!"
"Hat trick!"
"[whist drinking syrup] Now I have the strength [grunt] of a bear! [slurp] Oh that's good stuff, yeah, mm-hmm."
"Hey hoser! I'm gonna hit you so hard, you're gonna see Northern Lights, eh? *laughs*"
"Need a... FOOLED ya!"
"Catch and... UH-UH!"
"Ah, I put the hat on, and... oh! [Squirrel pokes his tail in front of his eyes] Now, get your tail outta my eyes! How can I fight like that?"
"I'm gonna stump ya!"
"मैं हूं शेर सिंह! (Main hoon Sher Singh!) (I am Great Tiger!)"
"दाईं ओर से! (Daeen se!) (From the right!)"
"तेरा ध्यान कहां है? (Tera dhyaan kahan hai?) (Where's your attention?)"
"यह क्या?! (Yah kya?!) (What's this?!)"
"फंस गया... (Phans gaya...) (Trapped...)"
"अया, मर रहा हूँ! (Aya mar raha hoon!) (Aya, I'm dying!)"
"तुम्हारा ध्यान जरा सा टूटा, और मैं ग़ायब! (Tumhaara dhyaan jara sa toota, aur main gaayab!) (Lose your focus even a bit, and I'm gone!)"
"अभी मैं वहां! (Abhee main vahaan!) (Here I am!)"
"अपनी ताकत से तुझे आज मिटा दूंगा! (Apanee taakat se tujhe aaj mita doonga!) (I will defeat you with my strength!)"
"ओह, मैं कहाँ हूँ? (Oha, maiṁ kahāɱ hūɱ?) (Ohh, where am I?)"
"हा हा हा हा हा हा! हा हा हा हा हा हा! अब मेरे पैरों की धूल चाट! हा हा हा हा हा हा! हा हा हा हा हा हा! (Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ab mere pairon kee dhool chaat! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!) (Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now lick the dust of my feet! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!)"
"शेर की पकार। (Sher kee pakaar.) (Tiger's grasp.)"
"अरे, कहाँ गया? (Are, kahaan gaya?) (Hey, where did you go?)"
"तेरा मनपसंद रंग कौन सा है? (Tera manapasand rang kaun sa hai?) (What is your favourite color?)"
"तुम थोड़े ही बच्चे हो, तुम एक बाघ से नहीं लड़ सकते! (Huh! Tum thode hee bachche ho, tum ek baagh se nahin lad sakate!) (Hmph, you're just a little kid, you can't even fight a tiger!)"
"आक्रमण! (Aakraman!) (Attack!)"
"GRAAA!! GRRM! GRAH!"
"चलो दर! (CHALO DAR!) (LET'S GO!)"
"Clone: फिर उसे मैंने बहुत मारा. Great Tiger: काम पर जाने का वकत आ गया. [beat] Great Tiger: अब तुझे देखता हूँ! (Clone: ...phir use mainne bahut maara. Great Tiger: kaam par jaane ka vakt aa gaya. [beat] Great Tiger: ab tujhe dekhata hoon!) (Clone: ...and then I beat him up! Great Tiger: Time to go to work! (beat) Great Tiger: Now I'll show you!)"
"हा हा हा! इस बचे को बोलो की अपनी माँ का दूध पिके आई! (Ha ha ha! Is bache ko bolo ki apni maa ka dudh peeke ayee!) (Ha ha ha! Tell him to go and drink his mother's milk!)"
"एक, दो, एक, दो, एक, दो, एक, दो! हा हा हा हा!" (Ek, do, ek, do, ek, do, ek, do! Ha ha ha ha!) (One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two! Ha ha ha ha!)"
"Ajá... ¡Olé! (Aha... Bravo!)"
"¡Venga, ven a por mí! (Come on, come at me!)"
"¡Vamos, vamos! (Let's go, let's go!)"
"¡Anda, anda! (Come on, come on!)"
"¡Venga, venga! (Come on, come on!)"
"¡Olé! (Bravo!)"
"Bien hecho. (Well done.)"
"Bien visto. (Well seen./You got me.)"
"¡Carmen, mi amor! (Carmen, my love!)"
"¡Espera! (Wait!)"
"¡Uno, dos, tres! (One, two, three!)"
"¡Mira, mira! (Look, look!)"
"¡Mira esto! (Look at this!)"
"¡Toro! (Bull!)"
"¿Has visto hombre? ¿Cómo enamoro a las chicas? (Have you seen it, man? How I make the girls fall in love with me?)"
"¿No te parece que huelo [sniff] a victoria? (Don't you think I smell [sniff] like victory?)"
"तेरी याददाश्त तो तेज है ना? (Teree yaadadaasht to tej hai na?) (Is your memory sharp?)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!