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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Hey Doc, Mac'e dayak yemeyi mi öğretiyorsun? (Hey Doc, are you teaching Mac how to take a beating?)"
"Şimdi gösteririm! (Now I'll show you!)"
"Var mı lan bana yan bakan?! Haayt! Şakır da şukur, şakır da şukur, şakır da şukur, şakır da şukur. (Is there anyone who dares threaten me now?! Chant, chant, chant, chant.)"
"Kahretsin, kahretsin, kahretsin, kahretsin! (Damn you, damn you, damn you, damn you!)"
"Seni Bald Bull'dan kimse kurtaramaz! (No one can save you from Bald Bull!)"
"Seni şamar oğlanı yapacağım! (I'm going to make you my errand boy.)"
"Ben de onun kemiklerini çatır çutur kırmassam bana da 'Bald Bull' demesinler. (They wouldn't call me 'Bald Bull' if I didn't break their bones.)"
"Bana yan bakana, yan çakarım lan!! (I will pulverize anyone, who looks at me wrong!!!!!)"
"Are you ready? 'Cause I'm gonna put on a show!"
"Crunch Time!"
"Super! Macho! MAN!"
"Photo? Op."
"STAY down!"
"Make sure you get my good side....oh wait! I ONLY HAVE good sides!"
"Oh, THESE sunglasses? You can't afford THESE sunglasses. And get your hands off the ropes!"
"Get outta my way! [shoves the referee aside] It's showtime!"
"Yeah! YEAH! Welcome...to MY world. [leaves the World Circuit on his helicopter]"
"Rrgh! [The spotlight moves slightly] Rrrrgh!! [The spotlight moves further as he sighs] RRRRAAAAGH!! [The spotlight moves to other side of ring] WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!"
"Release the beast!"
"Feel the burn!"
"Release the bogus!"
"[Admires himself] I STILL look better than you, Little Mac."
"When I'm done with you, no one is gonna DARE take your picture!"
"Oh, NOW you love me. NOW you love Macho Man. Well it's too late... MAYBE NOT! YAH! YAH! RRAGH!"
"(Unused) Rats!"
"(Unused) Cover shot!"
"(Unused) Curtain call!"
"(Unused) Psych, baby!"
"Stand still!"
"Night, night!"
"Bedtime!!! [snores] Ahhahahaha!! Ahahahahahahaha!!"
"You wanna sleep more?"
"NOOOOOO!!!"
"Tell your face, to leave my fists alone!"
"This title is mine, Mac, you ain't never gonna take it!"
"What the?! You gotta be KIDDING me!! Rrrrrrr.... rrrrAAAAAGH! Rrrrrrrr...."
"I'm gonna eat you... for a bedtime snack! Mmmm..."
"It's way past your bedtime, Mac baby!"
"Hey, Mac Baby. Brush your teeth? It's bedtime!"
"Sleep lag!"
"[in slow motion] Little Mac... Aaagghhhh..."
"Haha! Whoo hoo! Yeah!"
"(Whenever he gets the third knockdown and doesn't get up) Ouah!Ohhh..* groans and falls onto his knees and falls down as the referree yells "TKO!/KO!""
"You got it, kid!"
"After you win son, I feel like taking a ride on your bike!"
"You know what they say?! The bigger they are, the harder they... Punch! Let's knock this sucka out, Mac!"
"Attaboy, Mac baby! This lemon's runnin' on empty! Load up on your Stars and drive your punch home!"
"Woowee, Mac baby!"
"[after Little Mac wins a fight and he's badly damaged] He can always take a whoopin'! Ha ha ha ha!"
"Hey, great work Mac! Now let's take down the next circuit! [bites from his chocolate bar]"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!