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April 10, 2026
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"Toupee or not toupee? That is the question!"
"You're off to a good start, son! The belt's all yours! You're a Minor Circuit Champion now!"
"The Major Circuit is yours, baby! You’re on the way to the top! Time to take on the World Circuit!"
"You did it, Mac! You did it!! You’re the best of the best… The World Circuit Champion!"
"They say defending the belt is harder than getting it! I say... you're awesome!"
"Bonjour, bonjour! Je suis Glass Joe! Ha-ha! (Hello, hello! I am Glass Joe! Ha-ha!)"
"Alright, kid! That chump took your belt! Now let's get it back!"
"Alright baby! The champ's back, baby! The champ, is back!"
"Woowee! I knew you could do it, Mac! You’re the greatest of all time!! And no one can ever take that from you, baby!"
"Hey, Mac baby, remind me to pick up some milk after the fight."
"You know son, winning isn't that bad. You should try it sometime."
"Whoa! This guy is massive! His arms are bigger than your body, son! Heh heh heh..."
"You mean to tell me I traded in all of my tickets to the chocolate bar convention for THIS!?"
"Ha ha! Lucky you don't have a date tonight, because it looks like you got ran over by a hippo!"
"Ain't it past your bedtime, kid? Don't worry, I won't tell..."
"Ok, Mac, be patient. Wait for that hook. He's open just before he throws it."
"Hey, Mac baby. You completed a Challenge! That's the spirit!!"
"Woowee Mac, you completed a Challenge! Now that wasn't so hard, was it? Ha ha ha!"
"[after a total of 100 wins in Career and Exhibition] Alright, Mac! Listen up. Great job, son, I'm very proud of you. But I need you to understand, keep it in the ring! You don't want to be a bully outside the ring."
"You really sure? Three losses, and you call it quits? [Little Mac looks at him, panting. Little Mac then almost punches him in the face] Alright then. Let's come out on top, kid. It's time to take your place in history."
"Can you feel it, son!! Your career's on the line, and you're battling like a champ! Are you ready for the next challenge?"
"You got the fightin' spirit, kid! You're keeping your career alive!!"
"[after 10 wins in Mac's Last Stand] Woowee, Mac! You’re a true champion, baby! If you want more of a challenge, try out Champion’s Mode in Exhibition."
"[after the first loss in Mac's Last Stand] OK kid. Two more losses and it's all over. Go out fighting, baby. Never, never give up!"
"[after the second loss in Mac's Last Stand] Listen, son: we've come a long way; one mistake and it's all over. It's all about heart; I know you have it!"
"[after the final loss in Mac's Last Stand] Listen, son. You've had a great career. I'm proud of you, kid. You're still the champion in my book."
"[end of the game and Little Mac has retired. Doc Louis walks in a museum dedicated to Little Mac. He walks to his bike and rings it. It makes him smile. He looks up at a picture of him and Little Mac] Good job, son. Good job. [walks away and bites from his chocolate bar]"
"Christian Bernard - Glass Joe"
"Horst Laxton - Von Kaiser"
"- Disco Kid"
"Scott McFadyen - King Hippo"
"Kenji Takahashi - Piston Hondo"
"Richard Newman - Bear Hugger"
"Sumit Seru - Great Tiger"
"Juan Amador Pulido - Don Flamenco"
"Stephen Webster - Aran Ryan"
"Ihor Mota - Soda Popinski"
"Erse Yagan - Bald Bull"
"Mike Inglehart - Super Macho Man"
"Riley Inge - Doc Louis and Mr. Sandman"
"- Donkey Kong"
"Matt Harty - Little Mac"
"Am I dreamin'? Woowee! This is too good to be true! You defended your title, baby!!"
"(Alternate Contender Intro) Bonjour, bonjour! Ahhh! Heheheh... (Hello, hello! Ahhh! Heheheh...)"
"Eh, eh? Vive la France! (Hey-hey! Long live France!)"
"Oh zut! (Oh damn!)"
"Attention à mon menton! Ne frappe pas mon menton! (Watch out for my chin! Don't hit my chin!)"
"Les mains me font mal, les gants boxe sont trop serrés. (My hands hurt, the boxing gloves are too tight.)"
"Ha! Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, KO! (Ha! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, KO!)"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!