Spoof Films

"Ike Barinholtz - Bobby White"

"Diedrich Bader - Frank Crane"

"Zane Holtz - Alex"

"Krystal Mayo - Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

"Dave Foley - Principal Smith"

"Some sagas just won't die."

"Jenn Proske - Becca Crane"

"Randal Reeder - Biker Dude"

"Matt Lanter - Edward Sullen"

"Christopher N. Riggi - Jacob White"

"Nick Eversman - Jeremiah"

"Ken Jeong - Daro"

"From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie!"

"Grab your guns! It's Hot Shots Part Deux!"

"Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley"

"The mother of all sequels!"

"Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!"

"Michelle Huddleston: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men."

"News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat."

"War... it's fantastic!"

"Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!"

"Just Deux it."

"Lloyd Bridges - President Thomas "Tug" Benson"

"[about to battle Saddam Hussein] We'll settle this the old navy way; The first guy to die LOSES!"

"[to a roomful of Japanese businessmen] It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars."

"Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!"

"I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't."

"Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada... I don't THINK so."

"Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country."

"These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them..."

"I had to come. It was a sequel."

"Ryan Stiles - Rabinowitz"

"Gregory Sierra - The Captain (uncredited)"

"Clyde Kusatsu - Prime Minister Soto (uncredited)"

"Michael Colyar - Williams"

"Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein"

"David Wohl - Gerou"

"Martin Sheen - Benjamin L. Willard (uncredited)"

"Mitchell Ryan - Senator Gray Edwards"

"Brenda Bakke - Michelle Huddleston"

"Richard Crenna - Colonel Denton Walters"

"Miguel Ferrer - Commander Arvid Harbinger"

"Valeria Golino - Ramada Rodham Hayman"

"Rowan Atkinson - Dexter Hayman"

"Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live."

"Samuel West - Edward"

"Robert Portal- Cedric"

"Georgina Cates - Emily"

"I want my sexual awakening and I want it now!"

"Sean Pertwee - George"