Satire Films

"Johnny Depp (uncredited cameo) as Tom Hanson"

"Chris Parnell as Mr. Gordon"

"Rob Riggle as Mr. Walters"

"Johnny Simmons as Billiam Willingham"

"Holly Robinson Peete as Officer Judy Hoffs"

"Nick Offerman as Deputy Chief Hardy"

"Jonah Hill as Morton Schmidt"

"Channing Tatum as Greg Jenko"

"Dave Franco as Eric Molson"

"Margot Bennett - Coffee picker"

"Ben Aris - Mr. MacIntyre / Dr. Hyder / Flight Lt. Wallace"

"Anna Dawson - Becky"

"Alan Price - himself"

"Edward Judd - Oswald"

"Jeremy Bulloch - Crash victim / Experimental patient / Sign guy"

"Lindsay Anderson - Film director"

"Anthony Nicholls - General / Judge"

"Geoffrey Chater - Bishop / Vicar"

"James Bolam - Attenborough / Examination Doctor"

"Brian Glover - Plantation foreman / Bassett (Power Station Guard)"

"Christine Noonan - Imperial Coffee assembly line worker / Mavis at Wakefield Club"

"Michael Medwin - Army captain / Power station technician / Duke of Belminster"

"Vivian Pickles - Good lady"

"Geoffrey Palmer - Examination doctor / Basil Keyes"

"Brian Pettifer - Biles"

"Wallas Eaton - John Stone (Coffee Factory) / Col. Steiger / Prison warder / Meths drinker / Film executive"

"Peter Jeffrey - Factory chairman / Prison governor"

"Dandy Nichols - Tea lady in military installation"

"Mona Washbourne - Neighbour / Usher / Sister Hallett"

"Helen Mirren - Patricia / casting call receptionist"

"Graham Crowden - Dr. Millar / Professor Stewart / Meth drinker"

"Philip Stone - Jenkins / Interrogator / Salvation Army major"

"Ralph Richardson - Monty / Sir James Burgess"

"Malcolm McDowell - Michael Arnold "Mick" Travis / Plantation thief"

"Rachel Roberts - Gloria Rowe / Madame Paillard / Mrs. Richards"

"Mary MacLeod - Mrs. Ball / Salvationist / Vicar's wife"

"Arthur Lowe - Mr. Duff / Charlie Johnson / Dr. Munda"

"Warren Clarke - MC at Wakefield Club / Warner / Male nurse"

"The future is in your hands, Mr. Travis. Take it... now!"

"[to secretary] Miss Hunter, two Valium and a barley wine for Professor Stewart."

"Always remember gentlemen, that you are a failure in catering if you don't know what to do with your leftovers."

"Professor Stewart was too far in advance of his time, but his name will live long. We will stand in silence, in grateful memory for fifteen seconds."

"Beware of Mrs. Ball's treacle tart. There is many-a-fly that got stuck in that!"

"The dividing line between the House of Lords and Pentonville Jail is very, very thin."

"Alan Price: [about game of chess] If you don't take that castle soon, the National Trust will!"

"[graffiti] Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals."

"[Chatting up factory girl] Do you realize this Nigerian coffee is being packed straight back to Nigeria?"

"Professor Millar: Michael, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but you happen to belong to a very rare group of encephaloids."

"Try not to die like a dog."

"Bill Owen - Superintendent Barlow / Inspector Carding"