"Mom! Do not touch that sock! I swear to God if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! It's my special sock! Put it down!"

"Alex Trebek as Alex Trebek"

"Taika Waititi as Antwan"

"[In a montage parodying his daily routine that has him greeting his goldfish every morning] Good morning, Goldie. good morning, Goldie. Good fuckin' morning, Goldie!"

"Eugene Levy — himself"

"Aries Spears — the other Carson Daly"

"Paulo Costanzo — Alexander Cabot"

"Gabriel Mann — Alan M."

"Missi Pyle — Alexandra Cabot"

"Parker Posey — Fiona"

"Tara Reid — Melody Valentine"

"Alan Cumming — Wyatt Frame"

"here kitty, kitty, kitty..."

"Rachael Leigh Cook — Josie McCoy"

"Rosario Dawson — Valerie Brown"

"Carson Daly — himself"

"Fiona: You can kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you!"

"Valerie: Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy!"

"Mr. Moviefone: Conform! Free will is overrated! Jump on the bandwagon! There is no such place as Area 51!"

"Giselle: No. No, I… I can fix this."

""Evil Queen": Stop! I wouldn’t if I were you."

"Let's start our new life."

"I know that change can be scary, but it can also be exciting."

"Morgan: What do I wish for?"

""Evil Queen": Tick tock! Tick tock! Wait, where are the chimes? Why isn’t it midnight? Why isn’t it midnight?"

"A land filled with adventure."

"Nancy: Please, we have to hurry! The magic is disappearing! We have to stop this or everything Andalasian will die."

"Morgan: I wish I was home… with my mom."

"Giselle: Morgan!"

"Pip: Giselle!"

"Happily Never After."

"Giselle: Malvina, you have to undo it!"

"Robert: And that means that you… will?"

"Amy Adams — Giselle/"Stepmother""

"Giselle: Robert."

"Robert: My sweet Giselle. You’ve come back to me."