"I'm troubled. What seemed to be a very simple task has taken the most perplexing of turns. So I'm gonna speak slowly and clearly, so that my message is not lost, ignored or misinterpreted. $1 million to the man who kills Carl Lucas. This offer expires in 48 hours. If and when that happens, I will consider you all enemies, and I will bring war on your own damn heads. Understand?"

"Hey, Goldberg. Someone had a play date with this car. I got nothing. No guns, no smoke, nothing."

"DeObia Oparei – Bill "Big Bill""

"Hennie Bosman – Xander Grady"

"A million dollars! It's gonna be mine!"

"Fred Koehler – Lists"

"Ving Rhames – R. H. Weyland"

"Danny Trejo – Goldberg"

"Reggie Watts as himself"

"Peter Vack as Benji"

"Griffin Newman as Sam"

"Alysia Reiner as Cobble Hill Mom"

"I can't wait to do a cartwheel in the sand."

"Clare McNulty as Allie"

"A comedy for anyone who wanted Girls to be meaner"

"Neil Casey as Ebb"

"I really think that path from before might have been the right path"

"No kittens were harmed during the making of this film. They enjoyed their time with us."

"Hashtagwhitegirlproblems"

"Bridey Elliott as Harper"

"Junes Zahdi - Dr. Al-Farid"

"Amanda Booth - Tiffany"

"Cayden Boyd - Corporal Levitz"

"Bill Burr - Officer O’Shaughnessy"

"Ethan Suplee - Noah"

"Emmy Raver-Lampman - Bella"

"Nicole LaLiberte - Zoe"

"Q'orianka Kilcher - Niki"

"Channing Tatum - Jackson Briggs"

"Jane Adams - Tamara"

"Kevin Nash - Gus"

"Luke Forbes - Captain Jones"

"Dear Lulu, I got the adoption papers from the Army today. Riley would be so proud. Maybe even of both of us. Look, I'm no good at this poem stuff, so I'll just get to the damn point. Thanks. Thanks for saving my life."

"A filthy animal unfit for human company and a...DOG."

"Ronnie Gene Blevins - Keith"

"They're rescues."

"Aqueela Zoll - Callan"

"[as the freeze frame of PAL is screaming while being electrocuted to death is shown] You know what this reminds me of?"