Paul (film)

"What do you know, the geek shall inherit the Earth."

"Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice."

"Over the last 60 years, the human race has been drip-fed images of my face, on lunchboxes and t-shirts and shit. It’s in case our species do meet, you don’t have a fucking spaz attack!"

"Evolution, baby."

"Get your goddamn hands off my motherfucking junk!"

"(to Graeme, who is drawing a portrait of him) Are you going to draw me like one of your French girls, Jack?"

"You were amazing, Graeme! That cop didn’t suspect a thing! And Clive… you didn’t pee your pants."

"Yo, fucknuts! It’s probing time."

"Clive, I can feel your boner."

"Clive likes boning space bears!"

"He needs our help. Sometimes you just got to roll the dice."

"We’re just a couple of regular guys on a tour of the less touristy side of the American Midwest."

"(in Klingon) Graeme. Strike this woman."

"Aliens aren’t called Paul."

"(after being asked about having sex with a girl dressed like an Ewok) Well, she was furry nice."

"Mother fucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch!"

"(after shooting the communicator) Boring conversation anyway."

"(to Haggard and O’Reilly) Listen to me, Frick and Fuck, I want you to tell me everything you remember about the pissy nerds."

"Three tits. That's awesome."

"There were many sights they planned to see. This was not one of them."

"This Spring, they're all for one and one for Paul."

"Who's up for a close encounter?"

"Fugitive, celebrity, slacker, joker, alien."

"Only Girls Phone Home"

"Ever felt a little alien? (UK poster)"

"Simon Pegg as Graeme Willy"

"Nick Frost as Clive Gollings"

"Seth Rogen as Paul (voice)"

"Kristen Wiig as Ruth Buggs"

"Jason Bateman as Special Agent Lorenzo Zoil"

"Bill Hader as Agent Haggard"

"Joe Lo Truglio as Agent O'Reilly"

"Jane Lynch as Pat Stevenson"

"Sigourney Weaver as "The Big Guy""

"Blythe Danner as Tara Walton"