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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Sometimes I get the feeling that Frank is playing chess... while the rest of us are playing checkers."
"If you think you can make a go of it against Frankenstein, you're wrong. I can barely handle him, and I'm three times the man you are."
"Danny Trejo - Goldberg"
"Fred Koehler - "Lists""
"Are you ready, you bloodsuckers?! I can't hear you, you bunch of filthy sissies!!"
"Cassie Clare - Bexie"
"Death Race is for sociopathic killers. You gotta have gravel in your guts. You have to live for the smell of motor oil and high octane fuel. You gotta love the sound of rubber on asphalt, and the taste of blood in your mouth. And when you go to sleep at night, I mean that deep REM sleep, the sound of bullets whizzing past your head should give you comfort."
"Nicholas Aaron - Johnny Law"
"Don't pick a fight with Godzilla 'cause you think you know how to throw a punch. Sleep on it. You still want Death Race tomorrow... we'll talk."
"Send me the best you've got, Warden. I'll send them back to you skinned, gutted and quartered."
"Connor Gibson is not the man we are coming to know. He is a warrior. A very decorated and specialized warrior, known in the shadow world of government killers for his wet work with the CIA. Targeted killing is his forte, and I am his mark. He's here at the behest of Weyland International. Sent here by the fascists from the outside because they think I've gained too much power. They fitted him with a strap, and he hangs around their waist like a hatchet. There's a helicopter ride to freedom waiting for him at the finish line. Tell me, Sergeant, am I wrong?"
"Did you think I wouldn't find out? So tell me, who's hiding behind the mask now, me or you? See you on the starting line."
"And here they are! Welcome to Death Race, the ultimate in auto carnage. One day, 11 drivers, four stages and over 250 live camera feeds."
"Wendy Bartel as Laurie"
"Fred Grandy as Herman 'The German' Boch (Matilda's navigator)"
"William Shephard as Pete (Jane's navigator)"
"Let's talk about the bad boys and girls that run this race. Featuring three-time racer Johnny Law and his monster police cruiser. He's here to protect and serve. Two-time racer the Fireman and his Dodge Ram Hemi. His ax is coming through your door. Queen bitch of the Sprawl, Matilda the Hun, sporting her school bus yellow Econoline van. And first-timer Gipsy Rose in her bad-for-nothing Mini Cooper S. With a face only a mother could love, here's Pierced-Face and his VW Bug. Nazi Bastard and his bloodthirsty truck from hell. Dirt and his Formula 1 War Cycle, counting on speed to keep him alive. Veteran racer Dead Man and his killer hearse. He didn't come here to rest in peace; no, sir. Behind the wheel of her Toyota Celica, virgin racer Cleopatra. And last but definitely least, our resident rat, Sergeant Gibson and his big block Camaro. He's got a bullseye on his back."
"All right, all right! This is Junior Bruce, your buddy-buddy and mine. And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow, play-by-play when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track! Do I hear the sound of engines? It's Calamity Jane Kelly, queen of the road, at the wheel of that mean, ornery stud bull!"
"John Landis as Mechanic"
"Sandy Ignon as FBI Agent"
"Vince Trankina as Lieutenant Fury"
"O great American multitude and sports fans everywhere. Today, we inaugurate the 20th Annual Trans-Continental Road Race. Today, the five bravest young men and women in this greatest of nations will risk their lives in the greatest sporting event since the days of Spartacus! Three days hence, a new American champion will be crowned for all the world to behold, in awe, in respect, in fear!"
"Manu Bennett as "Frankenstein", the cybernetic veteran Death Race champion"
"Kim Syster as Olivia"
"Roxane Hayward as Prudence"
"Chase Armitage as "Apache" (archive footage)"
"Eugene Wanangwa Khumbanyiwa as Nero"
"Fred Koehler as "Lists""
"Ving Rhames as R. H. Weyland"
"Dougray Scott as Niles York / "Frankenstein"; he was killed by Machine Gun Joe in Death Race (2008)."
"Danny Trejo as Goldberg"
"I leave the task of rebuilding Death Race in your very capable hands. Death Race's home is, has been and always will be Terminal Island. Nowhere else. I've arranged a new pit crew leader for Frankenstein. You should have his information right in front of you."
"Luke Goss as Carl "Luke" Lucas / "Frankenstein""
"Robin Shou as "14K""
"Tanit Phoenix as Katrina Banks"
"It is my sad duty to announce the death of Niles York. The visionary entrepreneur who brought Death Race to us, died in an explosion that also claimed the life of Katrina Banks on this third and final day of competition. We'd like to extend our deepest sympathies to Mr. York's family and friends."
"Hlubi Mboya as Satana"
"Lauren Cohan as September Jones (archive footage)"
"Yes, yes. I can confirm that Frankenstein has survived and is currently en route back to Terminal Island."
"Rowan Thane as Tunnel Riot Guard"
"Michael Solomon as "Sheik" (archive footage)"
"Anton David Jeftha as "Jackal""
"Louis Joubert as Psycho Pit Crew #1"
"Brandon Livanos as "Pretty Boy""
"Olivia Jackson as Palmer"
"Dick Ervasti as Commercial"
"Dumani Mtya as Angry Skinhead"
"A million dollars! It's gonna be mine!"
"I'm troubled. What seemed to be a very simple task has taken the most perplexing of turns. So I'm gonna speak slowly and clearly, so that my message is not lost, ignored or misinterpreted. $1 million to the man who kills Carl Lucas. This offer expires in 48 hours. If and when that happens, I will consider you all enemies, and I will bring war on your own damn heads. Understand?"
"Danny Trejo – Goldberg"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!