Jeepers Creepers (film)

"Get a load of that nasty old thing. What is that, the vehicle choice of assholes and fucking serial killers?"

"I'm so scared Trish."

"This guy must have 500, maybe 600 bodies down there, and I've seen 'um! Stuck up on the walls like some psycho version of the Sistine Chapel!"

"...Trish...I think we found our body..."

"She did lose her head, Darla lost her head, just like they said. And you know what he did, Trish? You know what he did for her? H-He sewed it back on. He sewed it right back on...!"

"[To Darry] You look like you just crawled out of a sewer."

"The point of having a portable phone you idiot, is that it works when you need it!"

"You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates him for it? This is it."

"That's not my scarecrow."

"What the hell did you bring into my house?"

"...You kids got anyone else with you?..."

"[To Trish and Darry] You've got something it likes... one of you."

"It dresses like a man, but only to hide that it's not."

"It eats lungs so it can breath, it eats eyes so it can see. Whatever it eats...becomes a part of it."

"I don't know if its a demon or a devil...or just some hungry thing from some dark place in time...I just know that it's not gonna stop coming after you, or anyone else it wants to. Once it has the scent of something it likes...It can't, it can't stop."

"When you hear that song you run, and I mean run! 'Cause that song means something terrible for you, something so terrible you couldn't dream of it...not in your worst most terrible nightmare!"

"I think Its eaten too many hearts for Its own to ever stop..."

"It needs to scare you. There's something in fear, something it can smell. Something that tells it if there's anything inside someone that it might...like."

"Every 23rd Spring for 23 days it gets to...eat..."

"Have you seen the cats yet?"

"[To Sergeant Tubbs] You've got missing persons and a fire in the next county, go do something useful!"

"You don't understand..."

"Officer: We have a blackout. That means emergency head count. Hey, lower bunk, let me see some skin. [Inmate gives him the middle finger] That is special, I love you too."

"Dying Boy: ...H-h-h-ide..."

"The Creeper: [In a deleted scene, referring to The Cat Lady] She don't smell too good...Darius!"

"Officer: [The Creepers shows it's wing-like mandibles and skin flaps and screeches] What in the holy mammal?"

"WhAT's EATing you?"

"Evil is right behind you"

"A nightmare cloaked in rags."

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"You Are NOT What You Eat..."

"He's watching... He's waiting... He's hungry..."

"Things are gonna get creepy..."

"Gina Philips as Trish Jenner"

"Justin Long as Darry Jenner"

"Jonathan Breck as The Creeper"

"Patricia Belcher as Jezelle Hartman"

"Eileen Brennan as The Cat Lady"