Gex Series

"Do these boots come in red?"

"I can accessorize this: A handbag, some buttons, a bauble, a bow!"

"This helmet is gonna muss my hair...."

"Nothing like army clothes for total comfort."

"He-hey, where's the "Flee to Canada" level?"

"Hey, no kidding, did I miss the "make love, not war" level?"

"(singing) War is a many-splendored thing."

"Youuu TRY IT!"

"(as Clint Eastwood): Do you feel lucky, punk?"

"(again, as Eastwood): Go ahead... make my lunch."

"(again, as Eastwood): Gecko's gotta know his limitations."

"(with a Mexican accent) I could use a siesta!"

"I can tickle?!"

"Howdy! There's some doodie."

"There's GOLD in them there teeth!"

"Rollin' rollin' rollin', rawhide!"

"Boxcar Willie is my favorite hobo."

"YEE-HAW, LITTLE DOGGIES!"

"Saddle up, Hombre."

"Xtra, I'm a-fixin to rescue you."

"I'm going to find Billy Crystal's smile."

"Well, little lady....it's me and a donkey."

"I'm sorry, it must've been the beans."

"I'm-a fixin' to KILL you."

"Dusty, dusty! (sneezes)"

"Barkeep, I'll have a Sarsaparilla."

"Howdy, Miss Kitty!"

"I wanna be a pirate."

"We'll follow you, preacher."

"Iceberg, DEAD AHEAD!!"

"Crank up the Gilbert and Sullivan, dude."

"Isaac! The lido deck is filthy!"

"I get sea sick... hold the game still!"

"Xtra, I'll be savin' ya any minute. Soon as I poke out me eye and saw off me leg!"

"If I'm lucky, I'll stumble into an orgy."

"Toga, toga, TOGA, TOGA!"

"Hey... are you guys playing cards?"

"Wormer? Dead! Niedermayer. Dead!"

"Move over, Argonauts. Here come the Gexonauts!"

"I... am... Gexacus!"

"I am Judah Ben-Gex."

"Look at the little soldier."

"(as a female tour guide) Welcome to the Sultan of Brunei's bathroom."

"(as Snagglepuss) Heavens to Loverboy! An 80's Flashback!"

"(Imitating John Belushi) I'm a Zit! Get it?"

"Is it columns or pillars? It's all Greek to me."

"Clash of the Titans! What a movie!"

"(Cutely) Aw! Look at the little soldier!"

"I need to get to the aqueduct and drain the lizard, if you get my drift...!"

"The Playboy mansion... YES!"