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"(as R. Lee Ermey) Where are you from, son?...Texas!!?...HO-LY--!"
"Rollin' rollin' rollin', rawhide!"
"(imitating Liberace) I wish my brother Moses was here!"
"Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise."
"Youuu TRY IT!"
"There's GOLD in them there teeth!"
"I hope you're not in heat...!""
"Uh, is this one of those pyramid schemes?"
"(At phone) Huh, Doctor Who must have left this behind."
"If this was the '60s, I'd run and hide. Of course, I'd have sideburns and bell-bottoms."
"Nothing like army clothes for total comfort."
"(singing) War is a many-splendored thing."
"(again, as Eastwood): Gecko's gotta know his limitations."
"Howdy! There's some doodie."
"When this level is over, I am selling this hat."
"(Singing) Midnight at the Oasis..."
"Half-man, half-dog next springer!"
"This place is drier than Linda Tripp's sauna pants!"
"I feel like an usher at a gay rodeo."
"(At phone) Just dial 10-10-LETMYPEOPLEGO."
"HOGAN!!! Forty days in the cooler!"
"Note to self: Don't get killed in big, loud war."
"Do these boots come in red?"
"This helmet is gonna muss my hair...."
"He-hey, where's the "Flee to Canada" level?"
"Hey, no kidding, did I miss the "make love, not war" level?"
"(as Clint Eastwood): Do you feel lucky, punk?"
"(again, as Eastwood): Go ahead... make my lunch."
"(with a Mexican accent) I could use a siesta!"
"I can tickle?!"
"(imitating C-3PO) A transport? I'm saved. OVER HERE!!!"
"(imitating Luke Skywalker) Uncle Owen, this R2 has a bad motivator."
"A headdress, a diaper, and I'm good to go."
"(Singing) There's a place in France where the ladies where no pants!"
"Bark like a dog, you little monkey woman."
"Half-man, half-dog, one hundred percent sexy."
"Dog-headed gods and the women who love them, on the next Jerry Springer!"
"I'll kidnap all the oceans of the world, Underdog!"
"(in a childish voice) I'm a bad man, I have poopy pants."
"If I get to meet Yul Brynner, I'll plotz!"
"I feel like I'm back at '54."
"(At phone) Hi pizza guy. One large pie with dung beetles."
"(At phone) That's it, I'm calling the cops!"
"You're the only one, Gex."
"INCOMIIIING!!!"
"The Pentagon spent 25 million dollars for this one level??"
"(again, as R. Lee Ermey) The first word out of your filthy sewer will be "GEX"!"
"Gooood morniiing, Menlo Park!"
"I can accessorize this: A handbag, some buttons, a bauble, a bow!"
"Boxcar Willie is my favorite hobo."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!