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"(as a female tour guide) Welcome to the Sultan of Brunei's bathroom."
"(as Snagglepuss) Heavens to Loverboy! An 80's Flashback!"
"Is it columns or pillars? It's all Greek to me."
"Clash of the Titans! What a movie!"
"Francis Ford Coppola you too."
"I smell heroes, my friend."
"Hey, good thing I brought some bean-os"
"Fe, fi, fo... forget it."
"(Singing) 'Scuse me while I kiss the Opal Program Sky!"
"(as old man) I'm gonna have one sore tuchas after this!"
"(Singing) I am Robot, Hear me roar."
"What if I have to go potty?"
"There's GOLD in them there teeth!"
"Saddle up, Hombre."
"(again, as Eastwood): Gecko's gotta know his limitations."
"Youuu TRY IT!"
"(with a Mexican accent) I could use a siesta!"
"Xtra, I'm a-fixin to rescue you."
"Xtra, I'll be savin' ya any minute. Soon as I poke out me eye and saw off me leg!"
"I can accessorize this: A handbag, some buttons, a bauble, a bow!"
"Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise."
"(again, as R. Lee Ermey) The first word out of your filthy sewer will be "GEX"!"
"This helmet is gonna muss my hair...."
"The Pentagon spent 25 million dollars for this one level??"
"INCOMIIIING!!!"
"(as R. Lee Ermey) Where are you from, son?...Texas!!?...HO-LY--!"
"Gooood morniiing, Menlo Park!"
"Do these boots come in red?"
"Hey, no kidding, did I miss the "make love, not war" level?"
"(singing) War is a many-splendored thing."
"(as Clint Eastwood): Do you feel lucky, punk?"
"(again, as Eastwood): Go ahead... make my lunch."
"I can tickle?!"
"Howdy! There's some doodie."
"Rollin' rollin' rollin', rawhide!"
"Boxcar Willie is my favorite hobo."
"I'm going to find Billy Crystal's smile."
"Well, little lady....it's me and a donkey."
"I'm-a fixin' to KILL you."
"Dusty, dusty! (sneezes)"
"I wanna be a pirate."
"We'll follow you, preacher."
"(imitating C-3PO) A transport? I'm saved. OVER HERE!!!"
"(imitating Luke Skywalker) Uncle Owen, this R2 has a bad motivator."
"When this level is over, I am selling this hat."
"A headdress, a diaper, and I'm good to go."
"(Singing) There's a place in France where the ladies where no pants!"
"(Singing) Midnight at the Oasis..."
"I hope you're not in heat...!""
"Note to self: Don't get killed in big, loud war."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!