Gex Series

"I feel like Lester the mo-Gex-ter."

"I look like Holmes, but I feel like Columbo."

"All this fancy stuff and no TV?! Savages!"

"Granny? Jethro? Uncle Jed?!"

"Where is Alicia Silverstone when you need a real clue?"

"This is one ritzy joint... for a video game."

"Ah yes - the mystery of the two-brimmed hat."

"Come play with us, Danny."

"The evidence is overwhelming... I'm not wearing pants!"

"(with childish voice) Now I will tell you the origins of the Universe."

"I've deduced... that my shorts are too tight... and I like it!"

"With this raincoat I make a perfect Sherlock Holmes... or a flasher."

"With my trusty magnifying glass, I can now spend the entire day burning ants!"

"God bless the British, and their love of itchy wool!"

"(when playing bear head minigame) If these aren't fleas, I'm gonna have to buy more "special" shampoo!"

"(imitating Sean Connery) Goldfinger's Fortress, this is not!"

"I'm suddenly very thirsty... for BLOOD..."

"The flying part's cool; the undead part sucks."

"Very scary, eh, kids?"

"(imitating Count von Count) For some reason I feel like... COUNT-ING, ha, ha! One... two... three..."

"Hold the garlic."

"Kolchak, this man thinks he's a vampire!"

"Keanu Reeves ruined my movie."

"Nothing that attracts the ladies more than a dirty daidy."

"Like I always say - the headdress makes the man."

"(imitating C-3PO) Well, I'm not going that way - it's much too rocky! This way is much easier!"

"(imitating Bugs Bunny) Here we are! Pismo Beach and all the clams I can eat!"

"(imitating Sean Connery) My tail says "hello!""

"Shee-whack!"

"Good, good, good!"

"Karate chop!"

"Now cut that out!"

"I am the GREATEST!"

"My tail doesn't like you!"

"That is one powerful piece of machinery!"

"SOMEBODY'S gotta do it!"

"Lock and load, little lizard!"

"Taste my tail!"

"I know what you're thinkin': it's TAIL TIME!"

"Let's get it on."

"I'm a sucker for bugs!"

"(singing) Another bug in my gut."

"A McFly meal for me, please!"

"What's for dinner?"

"(imitating Emeril Lagasse)BAM!"

"Ahh, I'm getting a little turkey-neck."

"Mmm- TVs instead of potatoes!"

"Gecko chop, baby, yeah!)"

"Breaking out the People's Tail!"

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it."