Game Shows

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Still in the Welsh, We'll Kipper Welcome In The Hillside.""

"Barry Cryer: "Fry Me A Liver.""

"Omid Djalili: "Muffin Compares 2U.""

"Barry Cryer: "Stuck On The Griddle With You.""

"Graeme Garden: "Hey-Hey, We're Having A Pot Of Tea.""

"Omid Djalili: "I Sniffed A Grill and I licked it.""

"Barry Cryer: "Regrets, I've had a brew, but then again Typhoo to mention.""

"Graeme Garden: "It's My Pot Of Tea and I'll cry if I want to.""

"Omid Djalili: "Big Grills Don't Fry.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Crumpet Voluntary.""

"Graeme Garden: "A Ricicle Made For Two.""

"Omid Djalili: "Kedgeree And Ivory... I had to sing it! Are we allowed to sing these?" (Jack: "Absolutely, yes...")"

"Omid Djalili: "Granola Gay.""

"Omid Djalili: "Smoothie Operator.""

"Omid Djalili: "Hit The Toast, Rack.""

"Graeme Garden: "Here Comes the Bribe.""

"John Finnemore: "Stop in the Name of Section 16 of the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994.""

"Tony Hawks: "QC in the Sky with Diamonds.""

"Susan Calman: "It Started With a Writ.""

"Tony Hawks: "Last Night a DJ Sued My Wife.""

"Susan Calman: "Summ-on Eileen.""

"Graeme Garden: "Call Your Mother. Call your mother!""

"Tony Hawks: "You Can Leave Your Wig On.""

"John Finnemore: "M'lud, M'lud, Glorious M'lud.""

"Tony Hawks: "She's got Affidavit's Eyes.""

"Susan Calman: "If you like it, you should have put an electronic tag on it.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Audi You Do What You Do To Me?""

"Barry Cryer: "Luck Be a Lada Tonight.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dipstick On Your Collar.""

"Rory Bremner: "Highway To Hull.""

"Barry Cryer: "Fiddler on the Roof Rack.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Can't love you 'cos Your Fiat's Too Big.""

"Barry Cryer: "My Old Man's a Datsun.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I Don't Like Mondeos.""

"Barry Cryer: "Itsy-Bitsy-Teeny-Weeny-Yellow-Polka-Dot-Lamborghini.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A, You're a Dormobile.""

"Rory Bremner: "Daewoo come and me wanna go home.""

"Barry Cryer: "Citroen on the Dock of the Bay.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Up on the Roof, that's where you left the bloody shopping!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Lorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word.""

"Rory Bremner: "If you liked it, you should've put a wheelclamp on it.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's fun to stay at the D.V.L.A.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Hyundai Will Always Love You.""

"Fred MacAulay: "Living Next Door To Alec.""

"Tony Hawks: "Can You Feel The Forth?""

"Susan Calman: "Like A Sturgeon.""

"Barry Cryer: "Fly Me To Dunoon.""

"Fred MacAulay: "Hold me closer, Ya Wee Dancer.""

"Tony Hawks: "I Just Called To Say Isle Of Ewe.""

"Susan Calman: "You've Lost That Govan Feeling.""