Game Shows

"Fred MacAulay: "I've got another Elton John one, Pure Rocket, Man.""

"Tony Hawks: "For the one who might listen to The Stranglers, Gordon Brown.""

"Susan Calman: "We all live near a Trident Submarine.""

"Barry Cryer: "If I Had A Hammer, I'd toss it in the morning.""

"Susan Calman: "Sunday Bloody Herald.""

"Fred MacAulay: "Jambalaye-aye-aye-aye.""

"Susan Calman: "Shiny Happy Peebles.""

"Barry Cryer: "Cabers, everybody needs good cabers.""

"Tony Hawks: "Pishing On A Star.""

"Susan Calman: "Is You Is Or Is You Ain't From Paisley?""

"Fred MacAulay: "I'm a Bobby Girl.""

"Tony Hawks: "Walk Like A Glaswegian.""

"Fred MacAulay: "Hit Me Baby One More Time And I'll Break Your F***ing Jaw.""

"Sandi Toksvig: "Don't Let the Sunbed Go Down On Me.""

"Miles Jupp: "I'm Still Stansted.""

"Richard Osman: "By the Rivers of Basildon.""

"Barry Cryer: "And now, Southend is near...""

"Richard Osman: "Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man.""

"Sandi Toksvig: "Don't Look Back in Ongar.""

"Richard Osman: "I Want to Braintree.""

"Sandi Toksvig: "Nothing Like a Virgin.""

"Richard Osman: "Vajazzle Be the Day.""

"Miles Jupp: "Is This the Way to Thurrock Services?""

"Richard Osman: "It's Rainham Men, hallelujah! It's Rainham Men!""

"Barry Cryer: "Amazing Grays.""

"Miles Jupp: "Leigh-on-Sea, when you're not strong...""

"Jan Ravens: "Don't Go Breaking My Scart.""

"Barry Cryer: "Shaddap Your Interface.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Uber-Cabbing-Fragile-Existence-Exploiting-All-The-Drivers.""

"Jan Ravens: "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother Multi-Functioning Jet Printer With Bypass Tray.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Eight Days a Geek.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Love Me Tinder.""

"Barry Cryer: "Please Retweet Me, let me go.""

"Jan Ravens: "Kindle in the Wind.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I Am the Virus, coo-coo-ca-choo.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "When I'm Cleaning Windows.""

"Barry Cryer: "Turn It On and Off and On Again.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "HDMI Will Always Love USB.""

"Jan Ravens: "iTouch Myself.""

"John Finnemore: "Hey Hey We're the Monkfish.""

"Barry Cryer: "Bohemian Anchovy.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Whelk Kipper Welcome in the Eel Side.""

"Miles Jupp: "Like a Sturgeon.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Crash Bang Scallop, what a pilchard.""

"Miles Jupp: "I Should Be So Guppy.""

"John Finnemore: "Wake Up Little Sushi.""

"Miles Jupp: "Tell me why I Don't Like Barramundis.""

"John Finnemore: "Saturday Night's Alright for Whiting.""

"Miles Jupp: "I'm a Shoal Man.""

"John Finnemore: "I See You Baby, shaking that bass.""