Game Shows

"Miles Jupp: "If you liked it, you should have put herring on it.""

"Graeme Garden: "Pop Go the Measles.""

"Barry Cryer: "Supercalifragilisticexpy-Halitosis.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist and Gout.""

"Kerry Godliman: "Itchycrotch Park.""

"Barry Cryer: "Talkin 'bout My Constipation.""

"Graeme Garden: "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap.""

"Kerry Godliman: "Girls on Phlegm.""

"Barry Cryer: "I've Got Spew Under My Chin.""

"Graeme Garden: "STD, all my troubles seem so far away...""

"Kerry Godliman: "My Mild Shakes bring all the boys to the yard.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Don't Cha wish your girlfriend had spots like me.""

"Kerry Godliman: "The Girl from Emphysema.""

"Graeme Garden: "Cystitis Doin' It for Themselves""

"Barry Cryer: "I Just Called To Say I Have Herpes.""

"Kerry Godliman: "Rubella, Don't Take Your Love to Town.""

"Graeme Garden: "How Deep is Your Glove?""

"Kerry Godliman: "There's a Kind of Thrush all over the world...""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in't Middlesbrough with you.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "All the Dingle ladies, all the Dingle ladies...""

"Tony Hawks: "Ey-uptown Girl""

"Rachel Parris: "Ain't no sunshine...""

"Tony Hawks: "No Woman, No Pie""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Baby It's Coal Outside""

"Rachel Parris: "Whitby, Baby One More Time""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Of course the lovely Chris de Burgh's Gravy in Bed.""

"Tony Hawks: "Whippet Up and start again""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Ouse""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh Hebden is a place near Thirsk.""

"Gary Delaney: "Message in a Bootle""

"Pippa Evans: "Stuck in the Lidl in Crewe""

"Tony Hawks: "When I'm Cleaning Widnes""

"Barry Cryer: "I can make a patient without disturbing the bed.""

"Graeme Garden: "Stop The World, I Want To Throw Up""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Flagon""

"Barry Cryer: "Born On The Froth Of July""

"Graeme Garden: "Invasion of the Boddington Snatchers""

"Barry Cryer: "...starring Tipple""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Piddler On The Roof...""

"Graeme Garden: "Grolsch Encounters Of The Third Kind""

"David Mitchell: "A Staropramen Is Born""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Herbie Needs Extensive Welding Because Of Rust On The Underside""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Herbie Fails His M.O.T.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Herbie Goes For His Annual Service""

"Jeremy Hardy: "The Daewoo After Tomorrow" (Barry: Where's your gong, Jack, for God's sake!?)"

"Jeremy Hardy: "A Daewoo In The Death Of Joe Egg" (Barry: Oh, shut up!)"

"Jeremy Hardy: "The Daewoo The Earth Stood Still""

"Jeremy Hardy: "A Daewoo At The Races""

"Jo Brand: "Mrs. Backfire""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Daewoo Of The Jackal""