Game Shows

"Graeme Garden: "Touch Me Up Before You Go-Go""

"Ross Noble: "It's My Panties and I'll cry if I want to""

"Barry Cryer: "How Much Is That Dogging In The Window""

"Ross Noble: "Can we have The Spunky Gibbon?" (Tim: In your dreams!)"

"Rob Brydon: "It's not a specific song, it's just anything by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Pilau Rice.""

"Barry Cryer: "A Curry With A Fringe On Top.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's My Chapati and I'll cry if I want to...""

"Graeme Garden: "My Poppadom Told Me.""

"Rob Brydon: "Korma, korma, korma, Korma Chameleon...""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Ring Of Fire.""

"Graeme Garden: "The Wonderful Thing About Tikkas...""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Ain't She Sweet and Sour? ...I've gone all Chinese!" (Barry: "Moved down the road suddenly!")"

"Graeme Garden: "Rice Said Fred.""

"Rob Brydon: "One by The Beatles, Lamb Pasanda Love Her... And I Love Her was the song, what I did was put lamb pasanda in front.""

"Rob Brydon: "Return To Sender... That's just a song.""

"David Mitchell: "Hit Me Bishop One More Time.""

"Barry Cryer: "I'm Forever Blowing Bibles.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Psalm Enchanted Evening.""

"Graeme Garden: "Bishop-a-Luma, A Bop Bam Boo.""

"David Mitchell: "Smells Like The Holy Spirit""

"Barry Cryer: "Karma Communion.""

"David Mitchell: "Everything's Coming Up Moses.""

"Barry Cryer: "And the Chas 'n' Dave hit, Verger.""

"David Mitchell: "Bar-bar-bar, Bar-bar-Barabbas.""

"Graeme Garden: "Pulpit On A String.""

"Barry Cryer: "Super-Holy-Callous-Faction-Expels-All-The-Floaters.""

"David Mitchell: "Careless Wimple.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Leap Up And Down, Wave Your Vicars In The Air.""

"Graeme Garden: "A Boy Named Sue Has A Complaint About The Christening.""

"David Mitchell: "I Did It Thy Way.""

"Graeme Garden: "I Left My Heart With Some Franciscans.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Crumpet Voluntary.""

"Graeme Garden: "Hold it, Flash Bang Wallop, what a pitta.""

"David Mitchell: "Focaccia Falling Star.""

"Barry Cryer: "Where Has All The Flour Gone?""

"David Mitchell: "Shake Shake Shake, Shake Your Butty.""

"Graeme Garden: "When A Man Loves A Warburton.""

"Barry Cryer: "It's My Chapati and I'll fry if I want to.""

"David Mitchell: "Ain't No Sunblest When He's Gone.""

"Barry Cryer: "Stand By Your Naan.""

"David Mitchell: "Donut Leave Me This Way.""

"Graeme Garden: "On Mother Kelly's Doorstep.""

"David Mitchell: "Bake Me Up Before You Sourdough.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Achy Bakey Tart.""

"Graeme Garden: "Never Mind The Bannocks, It's The Sex Pretzels.""

"Barry Cryer: "There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Hovis.""

"Graeme Garden: "Thank You For The Muesli.""

"Barry Cryer: "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Flakes.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Fried Bread Of Heaven." (Jack: "They liked you at the beginning, didn't they?")"

"Omid Djalili: "Stand By All-Bran.""