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"Barry Cryer: "There's A Hole In My Blunkett""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Throughly Modern Milliband""
"Graeme Garden: "My Funny Heseltine""
"Barry Cryer: "You put your Nick Clegg in, your Nick Clegg out...""
"Graeme Garden: "I want to BNP, but I can't BNP until you BNP too.""
"Rob Brydon: "On The Street Where You Claim To Live""
"Graeme Garden: "Treasury! When you lose control and you've got no soul, it's Treasury!""
"Barry Cryer: "Super-Telly-Fake-Statistic-Expenses-Sod-The-Voters""
"Graeme Garden: "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Wealth""
"Barry Cryer: "You say UKIP, I say bollocks.""
"Jo Brand: "This Is Dead And Gutted To The One I Love""
"Barry Cryer: "Long Trawl Sally""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist & Trout""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Skate, Ruffe and Rollmop""
"Barry Cryer: "Get Me To The Perch On Time""
"Jo Brand: "Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Pilchard!""
"Jeremy Hardy: "And from the Sex Pilchards' album Never Mind The Pollock, Anchovy In The UK and Cod Save The Queenscalp""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Whale Kipper Whelk Home In The Eel Side""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Hey Hey We're The Monkfish""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Bream The Impossible Bream""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Happy Dace Are Here Again""
"Jo Brand: "Prawn Free""
"Barry Cryer: "Roll Over Bait""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Baby you can Drive My Carp... Sorry, I lost the will to live for a minute!""
"Barry Cryer: "We're all going on a Summer Halibut""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Remember You're A Winkle""
"David Mitchell: "Another One Bites The Dust""
"Barry Cryer: "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "They Left My Heart In San Francisco!""
"Graeme Garden: "Hold it, Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Fracture!""
"Barry Cryer: "I Wanna Hold Your Gland""
"David Mitchell: "Careless Sister""
"Graeme Garden: "See What The Boils On The Backside Will Have""
"David Mitchell: "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Doctor, No!""
"Barry Cryer: "Great Bowels Of Fire""
"Graeme Garden: "I Got Flu Babe""
"Barry Cryer: "Hey you, Get Off My Commode""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Brown Girl In The Ring, show me a motion...""
"David Mitchell: "Crazy Little Thing Called Morphine""
"Graeme Garden: "(sings The Birdie Song, ending to sound like an electrocardiogram flat-line.)""
"Ross Noble: "Can't Take Your Thighs Off Of You""
"Barry Cryer: "Humping Jack Flash""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Like A Virgin, Anyone?""
"Graeme Garden: "The Teddy's Bare Picnic""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Papa's Got A Brand New Shag""
"Graeme Garden: "The Oral Dance""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Little Brown Jugs""
"Barry Cryer: "Mr. Bo-Dangles""
"Ross Noble: "Tools Out for the summer""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!