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April 10, 2026
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"Barry Cryer: "If I Was a Bitch Man, Poodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oo from Fiddler on the Woof""
"Willie Rushton: "Pekinese-up Mother Brown""
"Graeme Garden: "Daydream Retriever by The Mongrels""
"Barry Cryer: "Dog-fanciers' favourite groups include: The Pointer Sisters, Vet Vet Vet and There's A Good Boy-zone""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Making Whoopsie""
"Willie Rushton: "Good Collie, Miss Molly""
"Barry Cryer: "The Beagles Anthology including: Hey Chewed, Oh Mr Postman, Labrador Rigby, A Little Whelp From My Friends by Joe Cocker""
"Barry Cryer: "Tom Bones singing My, My, My, Rottweiler""
"Graeme Garden: "The Miniature-Schnauzer the Joint""
"Graeme Garden: "Pit Bulls, People Who Need Pit Bulls""
"Barry Cryer: "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down & Breed Myself a Setter""
"Barry Cryer: "I Got Plenty of Mutton, from Porky and Bess.""
"Willie Rushton: "Someday My Mince Will Come""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "When I-rissoles Are Smiling""
"Graeme Garden: "New Pork New Pork, so good they ate it twice.""
"Barry Cryer: "Chop Chop, the Wonder Horse""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's a Hong Kong song, How Much Is That Doggy in the Window?""
"Barry Cryer: "Joseph and his Amazingly... Technicolor... Entrecote, I wish I was dead...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "(I Can't Get No) Putrifaction""
"Barry Cryer: "Wasn't Meat Loaf the Artist Formerly Known as Mince?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Anyone Who Had a Heart.""
"Willie Rushton: "It seems to me I've heard this song beef-""
"Barry Cryer: "Chitterling Chitterling Banger Banger""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "There Will Never Be Another Ewe""
"Willie Rushton: "Back in the Saddle of Lamb.""
"Barry Cryer: "Anything from Grease.""
"Graeme Garden: "The Best of ABBA-toir.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's a German Second World War butchers' song - Veal Meet Again.""
"Graeme Garden: "The Dance of the Seven Veals from the opera Salami.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A rather worrying Fats Waller number, The Joint is Jumping...""
"Willie Rushton: "Fillets.""
"Graeme Garden: "Sirloin, It's Been Good to Gnaw You""
"Barry Cryer: "From Rasher With Love""
"Graeme Garden: "You Say Tomato, I Say...Eh??""
"Barry Cryer: "Another One Bites the Crust""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "We're All Going On A Saga Holiday""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Stairlift to Heaven""
"Graeme Garden: "Hit Me With Your Walking Stick""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Hippy Hippy Replacement""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Wide Eyed & Legless with Hot Chocolate""
"Barry Cryer: "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist & Gout""
"Barry Cryer: "I Heard It Through The Deaf Aid""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I'm Putting In My Top Set...""
"Barry Cryer: "Pappa's Got a Brand New Bag""
"Jeremy Hardy: "You've Lost That Loving Feeling by The Arthrighteous Brothers""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A, You're Adorable...Eh??""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Baby, Will You Light The Fire""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Staying Alive""
"Rob Brydon: "Mandy""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!