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"Graeme Garden: "Donald Coppafeel""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them""
"Barry Cryer: "Gropey Dick""
"Jan Ravens: "Mein Trumpf""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Book of Moron""
"Jan Ravens: "The Owl and the Pussygrabber""
"Graeme Garden: "The Son-in-Law Also Rises""
"Jan Ravens: "A Cockwork Orange""
"Graeme Garden: "20,000 Leaks Under the CIA""
"Jan Ravens: "How To Become President for Dummies""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Low Expectations""
"Graeme Garden: "Where's Wally?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "David Coppafeel""
"Barry Cryer: "Nineteen-Eighty-Phwoar!""
"Kerry Godliman: "The Tiger That Came During Tea""
"Graeme Garden: "The Secret Habit of Adrian Mole""
"Kerry Godliman: "The Curious Incident of Dogging in the Night Time""
"Graeme Garden: "The Old Ann Summers Curiosity Shop""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Three Men in a Goat""
"Barry Cryer: "Throbbingson Crusoe""
"Graeme Garden: "Wind in the Willies""
"Kerry Godliman: "The MILF on the Floss""
"Graeme Garden: "The Lion, The Witch and the Webcam""
"Barry Cryer: "Champion, The Wonder Hearse""
"Barry Cryer: "A-Wop-Bop-A-Loo-Bop, A-Wop-Embalm""
"Willie Rushton: "Some embalming evening, You may stuff a stranger""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "You're The Cream In My Coffin""
"Graeme Garden: "I'm Getting Buried In The Morning""
"Willie Rushton: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Winding Sheet""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Top Hat & Nails""
"Graeme Garden: "I Dig It My Way""
"Willie Rushton: "Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Cemetery""
"Barry Cryer: "I Can't Get No Putrefaction by The Rolling Headstones""
"Willie Rushton: "Please Deep-Freeze Me""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "You're Just My Jack-in-a-Box""
"Barry Cryer: "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Knees Up, Mother Brown""
"Barry Cryer: "Unchained Melody by Urethra Franklin""
"Willie Rushton: "I'm Too Sexy For My Truss""
"Willie Rushton: "Lipstick On Your Colon""
"Willie Rushton: "Singing In The Brain""
"Graeme Garden: "Hit the Prozac, and don't you come back no more.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Coldfinger""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dr., No!""
"Barry Cryer: "They Can't Take That Away From Me""
"Willie Rushton: "Urine The Money""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Yes Sir, That's My Baby""
"Graeme Garden: "Hernia Rose I Bring You""
"Barry Cryer: "I Want Some Diagnosis For A Blue Lady""
"Willie Rushton: "Testes Song At Twilight""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!