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April 10, 2026
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"Different lifestyles is one thing, different life forms is another."
"Duck kebob!"
"I no longer need human food."
"You are about to witness the end of the old world and the birth of the new."
"This will mean the extinction of all existing life forms."
"An evil unlike any you can imagine is about to engulf the Earth."
"She took my eggs."
"[after using his fire eyes to blow up a diner kitchen] If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"It's closing time!"
"I have no license. I am not Jack."
"Smog Inspection."
"I feel much better."
"Little Pond Hopper."
"Trust your birdness: fly!"
"I never heard of a duck that couldn't swim."
"The Cosmos: [narrated while Howard is being drawn through a wormhole] The cosmos: countless worlds upon worlds, worlds without end. In these galaxies, every possible reality exists, and what is reality on any one world is mere fantasy on all others. Here, all is real and all is illusion. What is, what was, and what will be start here with the words, "In the beginning, there was Howard the Duck!""
"Cop: Shoot to kill!"
"Trucker: Is this the key to your duckmobile?"
"Lieutenant Welker: I want that duck, dead or alive."
"You will believe that a duck can talk."
"Trapped in a world he never made."
"A new breed of hero."
"More adventure than humanly possible."
"Look, I really do have to go find my duck."
"Los Angeles is a desert."
"My father always say " Two kind of people in this world. We other kind." — Kind kind."
"Why is there a duck?"
"I'm glad you're here. It makes me feel like I am too."
"You're not going to kill my duck are ya?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!