Down and Dirty Duck

"You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!"

"Madder Than Daffy. Dumber Than Donald. More Existential Than Howard!"

"Any resemblance to ducks living or dead is purely coincidental."

"Wouldn't YOU Like a Good Duck Tonight?"

"An adult "Cult Classic" that's a Quack-Up!"

"Howard Kaylan — Willard / Nego Lady / Side Hack Rider"

"Mark Volman — Duck / Side Hack Rider"

"Robert Ridgely — Car Salesman / Man at Bus Stop / Negro Gentleman / Big Fag / Police Officer / Tank"

"Cynthia Adler — Lady in Car / Boss Lady / Small Dyke / Lady in Elevator"

"Walker Edminston — Bus Driver / Jail Orator / Small Fag / Prospector / Mexician Official / President / Man in Elevator"