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"Tim Robbins as Phil Blumburtt"
"Jeffrey Jones as Dr. Walter Jenning"
"David Paymer as Larry"
"Paul Guilfoyle as Lieutenant Welker"
"Chip Zien (voice) as Howard T. Duck"
"Liz Sagal as Ronette"
"Dominique Davalos as Cal"
"Holly Robinson as K.C."
"Tommy Swerdlow as Ginger Moss"
"Miles Chapin as Carter"
"Paul Comi as Dr. Chapin"
"Richard McGonagle as First cop"
"Virginia Capers as Cora Mae"
"Miguel Sandoval as Bar entertainment supervisor"
"William Hall as Officer Hanson"
"Thomas Dolby as Rock club bartender"
"Richard Kiley (voice) as The Cosmos"
"Debbie Lee Carrington (voice) as additional ducks"
"Brian Steele (voice) as Dark Overlord of the Universe"
"Steve Sleap"
"Peter Baird"
"Mary Wells"
"Lisa Sturz"
"Jordan Prentice"
"Richard Edson as Ritchie"
"I'm a dead duck."
"That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck. Hey, let the female creature go! Every duck has his limit, and you, scum, have pushed me over the line."
"No one laughs at a master of quack-fu!"
"Cleve-Land? Uh huh. That's a perfect weird name for this planet."
"Hey. If I had some place to go, I certainly wouldn't be in Cleve-Land."
"[seeing some hairless apes] They look hungry. Get 'em a banana."
"Listen, if you got blasted millions of miles through space, ended up on another planet, and were given an I.Q. test by a janitor, you'd be a little pissed off, too!"
"I can't sit here on my tail feathers feeling sorry for myself."
"That's right: space rabies! One bite, and it's agonising death in five seconds!"
""Hit my planet"? How about "hit my living room"?! Talk about invasion of privacy!"
"I've had enough! I wanna see my lawyer! [Lieutenant Welker chuckles] I've got rights, you know! I'm suing!"
"[guards are searching Howard] On my planet, we never say die; we say—not my shorts! You perverts!"
"Desperate ducks commit desperate acts!"
"You're ruffling my feathers! Put me down, you big, hairless ape."
"Great Duck in Heaven, is this the end of Howard?"
"It's not nice to fool with a Dark Overlord!"
"If God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings."
"Phil, no duck is an island, and if Fate sent me here to save Earth, then Howard the Duck is ready to fight!"
"Prepare to eat beak."
"Good bye, Duckworld."
"But if that's the way you want it, then so long, duckie!"
"Come on, let's watch David Letterman."
"I just can't resist your intense animal magnetism."
"[to the Dark Overlord of the Universe possessing the body of Dr. Walter Jenning] You'll get the cheque?"
"I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're happier there. This world didn't treat you very good, but you saved it, didn't you?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!