The Million Dollar Duck

"Jimmy, don't bother your father with that now. He's got little enough on his mind as it is."

"Oh, Albert, it makes no sense! You're spending all that money when you have a wife who could pack you a nice, little lunch!"

"Trinket?! Haven't you bankers ever heard of gold?"

"Some husband; he wants his wife in jail!"

"At that price, he ought to have his own car!"

"Look, we are pals, pal, but where am I going to get $50, huh? I can't even pay these bills!"

"Oh, no; they're not taking this duck in that death trap!"

"I wish that fool professor made enough money so I could investigate him."

"Look Al, sweetheart. I'm only trying to save you money. I mean by making me a partner, you'll save paying me all those exorbitant lawyer's fees."

"[to the viewers] Wait. What am I doin'? [on Albert] A sane adult with a law degree, crawling outta the barnyard, barking at fowls, tryin' to find some stupid duck who lays solid go.... [one second pause] Solid gold eggs! [barks 3 times to look for Charley]"

"Doctor Gottlieb: Excuse me. I have to go recheck the IQ of this chimp - a hundred and forty, higher than mine."

"Judge: One word of caution, son. If it ever lays another gold egg, bury it. Quick."

"What an EGGstravaganza!"

"It's Charlie...the webfoot wonder with the 24 karat layaway plan!"

"What a way to feather your nest!"

"Dean Jones - Albert Dooley"

"Sandy Duncan - Katie Dooley"

"Joe Flynn - Finley Hooper"

"Tony Roberts - Fred Hines"

"James Gregory - Rutledge"

"Lee Montgomery - Jimmy Dooley"

"Jack Kruschen - Doctor Gottlieb"

"Virginia Vincent - Eunice Hooper"

"Jack Bender - Arvin Wadlow"

"Billy Bowles - Orlo Wadlow"

"Sammy Jackson - Frisby"

"Arthur Hunnicutt - Mr. Purdham"

"Frank Wilcox - Bank Manager"

"Bryan O'Byrne - Bank Teller"

"Ted Jordan - Mr. Forbes"

"Bing Russell - Mr. Smith"

"Peter Renaday - Mr. Beckert"

"Frank Cady - Assayer"

"George O'Hanlon - Parking Attendant"

"Jonathan Daly - Carter"

"Hal Smith - Courthouse Guard"

"Edward Andrews - Morgan"