Howard the Duck (film)

"I'm a dead duck."

"That's it, no more Mr. Nice Duck. Hey, let the female creature go! Every duck has his limit, and you, scum, have pushed me over the line."

"No one laughs at a master of quack-fu!"

"Cleve-Land? Uh huh. That's a perfect weird name for this planet."

"Hey. If I had some place to go, I certainly wouldn't be in Cleve-Land."

"[seeing some hairless apes] They look hungry. Get 'em a banana."

"Listen, if you got blasted millions of miles through space, ended up on another planet, and were given an I.Q. test by a janitor, you'd be a little pissed off, too!"

"I can't sit here on my tail feathers feeling sorry for myself."

"That's right: space rabies! One bite, and it's agonising death in five seconds!"

""Hit my planet"? How about "hit my living room"?! Talk about invasion of privacy!"

"I've had enough! I wanna see my lawyer! [Lieutenant Welker chuckles] I've got rights, you know! I'm suing!"

"[guards are searching Howard] On my planet, we never say die; we say—not my shorts! You perverts!"

"Desperate ducks commit desperate acts!"

"You're ruffling my feathers! Put me down, you big, hairless ape."

"Great Duck in Heaven, is this the end of Howard?"

"It's not nice to fool with a Dark Overlord!"

"If God intended us to fly, he wouldn't have taken away our wings."

"Phil, no duck is an island, and if Fate sent me here to save Earth, then Howard the Duck is ready to fight!"

"Prepare to eat beak."

"Good bye, Duckworld."

"But if that's the way you want it, then so long, duckie!"

"Come on, let's watch David Letterman."

"I just can't resist your intense animal magnetism."

"[to the Dark Overlord of the Universe possessing the body of Dr. Walter Jenning] You'll get the cheque?"

"I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're happier there. This world didn't treat you very good, but you saved it, didn't you?"

"Different lifestyles is one thing, different life forms is another."

"Duck kebob!"

"I no longer need human food."

"You are about to witness the end of the old world and the birth of the new."

"This will mean the extinction of all existing life forms."

"An evil unlike any you can imagine is about to engulf the Earth."

"She took my eggs."

"[after using his fire eyes to blow up a diner kitchen] If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen."

"It's closing time!"

"I have no license. I am not Jack."

"Smog Inspection."

"I feel much better."

"Little Pond Hopper."

"Trust your birdness: fly!"

"I never heard of a duck that couldn't swim."

"The Cosmos: [narrated while Howard is being drawn through a wormhole] The cosmos: countless worlds upon worlds, worlds without end. In these galaxies, every possible reality exists, and what is reality on any one world is mere fantasy on all others. Here, all is real and all is illusion. What is, what was, and what will be start here with the words, "In the beginning, there was Howard the Duck!""

"Cop: Shoot to kill!"

"Trucker: Is this the key to your duckmobile?"

"Lieutenant Welker: I want that duck, dead or alive."

"You will believe that a duck can talk."

"Trapped in a world he never made."

"A new breed of hero."

"More adventure than humanly possible."

"Lea Thompson as Beverly Switzler"

"Tim Robbins as Phil Blumburtt"