Criminal Comedy Films

"Stephen Dorff - Cecil B. Demented"

"Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock"

"Long live guerrilla film making!"

"Demented forever!"

"Angry Moviegoer: I walk out of your films, on airplanes!"

"Lyle: [running in place] Help! Cherish! I'm stuck in a K-hole and I can't get out!"

"Fidget: Hey hey MPAA, how many movies did you censor today?"

"Theater Marquee: Pauly Shore marathon, 4 comedy classics!!!!"

"It's goat urine!"

"I mean, my father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of hell."

"Satan says you need more color!"

"Porno fans! It's me, Cherish, and I need your hardcore help!"

"Dear Diary, another day, and it's the same old thing. Every where I go, everything I do just seems to lead to the same dead end: my derrière."

"When I was ten years old my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree!"

"Hi. I played you in lots of porno movies. Some Kind of Happiness, I've already shot it. Only it's called Some Kind of Horniness."

"Family is just a dirty word for censorship!"

"Power to the people who punish bad cinema!"

"The slash and burn of the white-hot metal will brand you forever with the logo of Cecil B. Demented. Wear the privileged scar of cinema sainthood with pride and horniness."

"I'm a prophet against profit!"

"Mae West - Lady Lou"

"Louise Beavers - Pearl (Lou's maid)"

"Robert Homans - Doheney"

"Grace La Rue - Frances Kelly"

"Fuzzy Knight - Rag Time Kelly"

"Tammany Young - Chuck Connors"

"Rochelle Hudson - Sally"

"Dewey Robinson - Spider Kane"

"Rafaela Ottiano - Russian Rita"

"David Landau - Dan Flynn"

"Noah Beery Sr. - Gus Jordan"

"Gilbert Roland - Sergei Stanieff"

"Owen Moore - Chick Clark"

"Cary Grant - Capt. Cummings"

""YOU CAN BE HAD!" she told him!"

"The Darling of Broadway Gives a Hot Time to the Nation."

"Is that a bannana in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

"You said I had a soul. I looked for it, but I didn't find it."

"Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them."

"I always did like a man in a uniform. That one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me? I'm home every evening."

"Getting even is a full-time job."

"Jeffrey Douglas Thomas - Dwayne Rhodes"

"Ray Vitte - Eddie Smith"

"Richard Stahl - Meade"

"Peggy Pope - Margaret Foster"

"Roxanna Bonilla-Giannini - Maria Delgado"

"Norma Donaldson - Betty"

"Ren Woods - Barbara"

"Marian Mercer - Missy Hart,"

"Lawrence Pressman - Dick Bernly"

"Henry Jones - Mr. Hinkle"