Criminal Comedy Films

"The music. The legend. The hostage situation."

"Frances Fisher - Jessica Pond"

"John Bedford Lloyd - Wardley Meeks III"

"Penn Jillette - Big Stoop"

"Debra Sandlund - Patty Lareine"

"Wings Hauser - Luther Regency"

"Lawrence Tierney - Dougy Madden"

"Isabella Rossellini - Madeleine Regency"

"Ryan O'Neal - Tim Madden"

"A love story shadowed by murder. A comedy laced with horror."

"A story of how dangerous love can be."

"I am all wrong for this kind of imbroglio!"

"Madden, take it in the mouth or you'll die. Will you take my pride and joy into your mouth?"

"Your knife... is in... my dog."

"Mr. Regency and I make out five times a night. That's why I call him Mr. Five!"

"Dudley Sutton - Inspector Mclaren"

"John Clive - Chuck"

"Gordon Rollings - Inmate"

"Byron Kane - the US Secretary of State"

"Dick Crockett - the President of the United States"

"Briony McRoberts - Margo Fassbender"

"Richard Vernon - Professor Hugo Fassbender"

"Michael Robbins - Ainsley Jarvis"

"André Maranne - François"

"Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong"

"Colin Blakely - Inspector Alec Drummond"

"Lesley-Anne Down - Olga Bariosova"

"Leonard Rossiter - Superintendent Quinlan"

"Herbert Lom - Former Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus"

"Peter Sellers - Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

"The all-new adventures of the world's most bumbling detective"

"Why are the world's chief assassins after Inspector Clouseau? Why not? Everybody else is."

"The newest, pinkest Panther of all!"

"Who is this man? And what is he doing? Who cares? But don't miss my new movie..."

"Compared to Clouseau, this doomsday machine is a water pistol!"

"Until we meet again and the case is solv-ed."

"Good evening, commissioner. How are you, how is madame and all the little commissioners?"

"Most ingenious. The old closet ploy. I really must congratulate you; if there's one thing I enjoy, it's a good closet ploy."

"Nothing worthwhile is ever easy; that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."

"For me, the greater the odds, the greater the shal-ahnje. And, as always, I accept the shal-ahnje."

"Blue balls for celluloid!"

"Patricia Hearst - Fidget's Mom"

"Ricki Lake - Libby"

"Mink Stole - Mrs. Sylvia Mallory"

"Jack Noseworthy - Rodney"

"Maggie Gyllenhaal - Raven"

"We've all taken a vow of celibacy for celluloid. No one gets laid until we finish our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first."

"Larry Gilliard Jr. - Lewis"

"Adrian Grenier - Lyle"

"Alicia Witt - Cherish"