The Bad Guys 2

"[from trailer] When it came to being bad, we were pretty good. Who am I kidding? We're the best."

"I am never driving another car ever again…! [smash cut to him driving in a more tacky and rundown vehicle in the present]"

"Things sure have changed. Not everyone believes it, but The Bad Guys went good. And we cannot wait for society to welcome us with open arms!"

"[Craig: And now you wanna work at a bank?] Why not? Some of my best memories are at banks. [Craig: Uh, you robbed us 3 times.] [Beat] That was this bank?"

"You say the naughtiest things."

"[from trailer] Maybe you don't keep up with the news, but we're good now."

"Alright, Mr. Master of Disguise, you're up."

"Trust me, there's a difference. Respect is earned. One day you'll learn that."

"We need to show the world we're good."

"You're about to discover why they call me the big bad wolf!"

"First time for everything, right?"

"Like you said: It's not the action, it's the distraction."

"Not bad. Not bad at all."

"[Webs: Is she your hostage?] No. She's my girlfriend."

"I'm late for vinyasa. [Shark: Vinyasa?] You think I got this body by sitting around watching TV?"

"[after he gets tied into a balloon animal by Pigtail; sarcastically] Great."

"We brought you a little parting gift."

"[after Susan reveals herself as Doom] You're the perfect woman! She out-snaked a snake! If that's not true love, well… well, then I don't know what true love is."

"Vinyasa, baby!"

"You're not nervous, right? 'Cause we know what happens when you're nervous."

"Stop farting, you maniac!"

"[from trailer] So you're like the Bad Girls."

"Sounds kind of made-up."

"Why is she in his mouth?!"

"So, are we bad again?"

"Tear him apart limb by limb until all he can remember is pain!"

"[farts] Sorry. Sorry, nerves."

"Stay with me, papo! Stay with me!"

"[Wolf: What?! What was that?!] I panicked, okay?! I'm a panicker!"

"Insult me next!"

"I'm a little rusty, but I promise to play you respectfully. [in Italian accent] Mamma mia! Where's-a my flowers-a? Prego! Cappuccino! Extra grande!"

"WELCOME!!! WELCOME TO THIS BEAUTIFIUS, MAJESTACULAR, INCREDIMONIUS OCCASION! WHOOOOO!!!"

"One of your size, and one of my size!"

"You ever been deboned by a chicken?"

"How are supposed to get a fresh start if no one would trust us?"

"Name's Webs. I'll be your hacker today."

"We're classy like that."

"It's like a freaking fairy tale."

"Are you kidding me?! Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty."

"Once upon a time, there was a big bad "wuff"."

"They call me the Phantom Bandit, but you can call me Kitty Kat. You met my girls."

"We need the bad guys for the biggest heist in history!"

"[from trailer] I'm not exactly asking."

"You know, you think they're one thing but it turns out they're something else entirely."

"Let me rephrase the question. Play along, and Diane's secret is safe. Or don't, and you, Diane, the good life, it all comes crashing down. What'll it be?"

"You talk pretty tough for a mango with teeth."

"You're a grumpy little snakey-wakey."

"You should have taken the mint, Whiskers. [shoots her dart gun at Wolf in the nose, making him pass out]"

"It's just business."

"[after she frames the Bad Guys by clicking the belt on Piranha] Good luck getting out of this one, Bad Guys."