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"Did you hear that Ms. Fey? I believe Mr. Edgeworth just called you a canucklehead."

"I came to see how our little kitten was doing all alone in the big, scary lion's den. ...I thought maybe you'd like someone to play with."

"The courtroom can be a cold battlefield, alright. Especially... for a beginner."

"But maybe you should keep your claws out, and show them what you've got... Kitten."

"A lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets."

"Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over."

""Shichishito". The treasured Kurain Village heirloom whose name means "7 Branched Sword". It is said that this sacred sword represents life itself. Though the branches may appear infinite, the choices limitless... like our destinies, the sword comes to but one end. One merciless point. And when the silver cord, the fragile thread that binds us to this world, is severed... the illusion is revealed and the implacability of fate is finally laid bare."

"Hmm... I see it now... Zvarri! A fortune-teller...?"

"(Now I'm definitely up the creek without a paddle... or a life jacket)"

"(To Godot) Objection! Could you please knock it off with the cheesy proverbs and illogical metaphors already!?"

"Um...The rest of this court doesn't speak Coffeenese. Can you elaborate a bit more?"

"Nnghn! (Did the judge take smart pills during the last recess?)"

"Hey! I don't have anything to do with spirit power. The only thing I can channel is a TV."

"Of course the victim was flying through the air! You can see it right there in the sketch! ...Whoooooosh!"

"It's only natural for living creatures to fight to protect their own lives. But what makes us human is that we fight for others. But who do you fight for? How hard must you fight...? That's the true measure of what human life is worth."

"You look like I did after I mistakenly took a swig of Worcestershire sauce."

"You think maybe my beans are under-roasted, but you have no idea, gramps."

"Cute girls never lie. Ever."

"People are like books. We've all got a front and a back. You get my drift?"

"I can also say that darkness loves to play with the human mind."

"There are 253 distinct types of bitterness in coffee... But to pick out each one requires total concentration and the use of all the senses."

"We can't see the demons that lurk in the night... That's why humans are weak."

"I'm only going to say this once, Lady von Whippingberg. Go home!"

"Upon meeting a beautiful lady, always ask for her name and profession. That's one of my rules."

"...You sure have one mean punch, Mr. Edgeworth! It's down-right fierce!"

"gulp* (Maybe I should have brought a diaper with me today...)"

"(referring to his friend Larry) Our school had a saying: "When something smells, it's usually the Butz." In the 23 years I've known him, it's usually been true."

"The autopsy notes the time of death at sometime after 4 P.M.. There was nobody to... er... no "body" to find at 1:00 PM!"

"Proof enough for you, Mr. Sahwit? Or should I say... Mr. Did It!"

"(TELL. THE. TRUTH.)"

"(LIE. LIKE. A DOG.)"

"Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!"

"I think I feel a migraine coming on..."

"Try thinking out of the box! Don't waste time doubting the facts. Assume the clock was three hours slow and... Think through it! Ask yourself, "Why was the clock three hours slow"? Figure out the reason, and you'll have your proof!"

"Wright? I hope you see the importance of evidence now. Also, hopefully you realize, things change depending on how you look at them. People, too. We never really know if our clients are guilty or innocent. All we can do is believe in them. And in order to believe in them, you have to believe in yourself."

"Why did I become a lawyer in the first place...? Because someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side."

"(My heart goes out to you, Edgeworth. Not.)"

"The sky is blue, and so am I..."

"Detective Gumshoe, you're a sham!"

"(Alright! I've got nothing to lose! Except for... well, everything!)"

"(Why do I always feel like it's the end of the world and I'm the last man standing?)"

"Wasn't it you who told me "proof is everything"? Well, I was listening. And now I'll show you the "proof" you like so much!"

"Amateurs, amateurs. Listen to me, Mr. Wright. In the courtroom, evidence is everything. Without it, you have nothing. You ARE nothing."

"I object! That was... objectionable!"

"*Shaking* Upstart..! Amateur..! These accusations... are ludicrous!"

"The guilty will always lie, to avoid being found out. There's no way to tell who is guilty and who is innocent! All that I can hope to do is get every defendant declared "guilty"! So I make that my policy."

"Welcome! Please furnish me with the title of your personage! …Your name! What's your name? I was just inquirably asking the title that you go by."

"My motto is: "Don't worry, be happy!""

"The police... the courts... To me they are mere toys. Playthings for my amusement!"

"What's wrong? Is something stuck to my face? Why yes! There's my eyes, and my nose, and my mouth."