"(Knowing her, the only kind of talking she likes to do is with her whip. Plus, I doubt the top-secret part was what stopped her from talking to you, Detective.)"

"Foolish reasoning for a foolish fool from a foolishly foolish fool meant to fool me…"

"(Today has gone beyond from the typical "not my day" into the realm of "walking nightmare"!)"

"Lang Zi says: On truth's path, the word "probability" does not exist."

"Oh, come on. It wasn't that hard to see that coming, even for a layman like me!"

"Badger GET!"

"Kids... can sometimes be so cruel..."

"(Ack! My eyes have locked with my reflection's eyes in the barrel window! As a student of von Karma, I refuse to back down!).............I won."

"Hmm, a drink vending machine................ Ack! (Now is not the time to be pondering what kind of drink I want!)"

"Not happy with committing just murder, he had to go and dirty the courthouse too!? GUILTY!"

"Egads, I've been overruled?!"

"The truth is... when I was a little boy... I wanted to be a wizard."

"From the day I was born to the day I died, I never helped anyone! I lived for myself and, in the end, I died for myself."

"He's got so much pride that he's probably off crying in a corner of the garden..."

"Pride is simply another trap that hinders us in our lives."

"(Gumshoe indeed! Like gum on your shoe, he's impossible to get rid of!)"

"(... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)"

"It is a prosecutor's job to doubt people. But right now... I am a defense attorney. A defense attorney's job is to believe in people, and to believe until the bitter end."

"(It's not a bad feeling, exposing contradictions like this. Now I understand that happy look on Wright's face every time he does it...)"

"I-I'm a spoon?! I'm no spoony bard, I'll have you know!"

"Don't worry. I was up at 5 A.M. practicing my "Chords of Steel!""

"Yes, it seems our defense attorney has sunk to an all new low."

"The defendant took a bottle to the victim... and he hit him!! WHAM! On the head! Out cold!"

"(Why does he have to be so... cool?)"

"*towards Wesley Stickler* (Fine. Ignore my evidence. See if I care. ...I wonder what he's think- On second thoughts, let's not go there.)"

"Looks at attorney badge* What's that? It looks strangely familiar..."

"Tell me you share my angst, Herr Forehead."

"Let's see... PANTIES!! Again!?"

"Why don't you kids run along and play someplace else? Or I might spill something on that pretty face of yours. Want a dose of experimental Hydroxyacelunodosetrase?"

"(Who would have imagined me here... ...at a Gavinners concert, watching Prosecutor Gavin "rock".)"

"...Valant Gramarye! (...Using the door like an average muggle, no less.)"

"But I'm a lawyer! I'm not supposed to be nice!"

"(Note to self: Ema lacks a sense of humor. Use caution.)"

"How can you call someone as good as Machi a "pianist"? Why, that's like throwing him in the same class as Daddy!"

"I play new rock, not Great Balls of Fire! Speaking of fire, I have a good mind to fire whoever's responsible!"

"Now you've done it. You've gone beyond ridiculous and into... ludicrous."

"Call me Ema. There's no need for titles once you've shared a bottle of fingerprinting powder!"

"(About a code number left by victim) Wait, what if the killer was a robot?"

""Attorney Utterly Confused", end quote."

"Believe me, any comic relief I may provide is entirely unintentional."

"(I didn't lose, I was merely ascertaining the facts... so why am I so annoyed?!)"

""OBJECTION!" I can't help it, there's something about this model's pose that makes me yell that. I've got to get over it... I know! I'll pretend it's saying something else. 'Why yes! The post office is over there! Good day sir!'"

"(Their debut single was just 2 minutes and 15 seconds long? What a rip-off!)"

""Logical"? I do not think this word means what you think it means, Herr Forehead!"

"The law is "absolute"...? You can't be serious."

"...Mr. Wright. You have just presented illegal evidence to this court. My court."

"The law is the end product of many years of history... the fruit of human knowledge! Like a gem, polished to a gleam through trials... and errors. It is this fruit we receive, and pass on, and face in our time. And it is always changing, growing. Nurturing it is our task as human beings."

"Owning the same nail polish does not a murderer make."

"I want you to answer this question honestly, and depending on your answer, I may let you live..."