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"(Leave it at that!? This is a murder case, people!)"
"A "human machine"!? That's a contradiction!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you're going to plan a murder, you don't forget the weapon!"
"[referring to Edgeworth's chess set] Pink 'edges'... surrounding a blue pawn with spiky hair... *shudders* Nah, it's probably nothing..."
"So, sheriff! What do you have to say... in eight words or less?"
"No one can change the past. The only thing we can do is strive to make up for our mistakes. Why must we make up for our mistakes, you ask? Because in so doing... we can find the way back to our path. And once we've found our path, we can move on from our past mistakes toward a brighter future."
"Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be."
"When you've run into a wall with no place to go, return to the basics."
"... You can wipe that foolish grin off your face now, Wright!"
"The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty."
"Just remember one thing, Mr. Wright. Every time you point your finger, someone gets hurt."
"When a detective screws up, the Chief calls him to his office... and makes him listen to the organ for hours. (...) After that, the detective can't hear anything for days except for the ringing in his ears."
"When there's gunshots, there's bound to be bullets."
"(When presenting the yellow baseball glove a witness has mistaken for a bunch of bananas) Doesn't it look delicious? Care for a bite?"
"(Nowhere to run... I'm sooo dead!)"
"So, my name is "Phoenix Wright"? What a weird name."
"(Recalling his friends and picturing Winston Payne) ...This person... I haven't got a clue. He seems to know me but maybe he's mistaking me for someone else?"
"Earth to Nick! What's the matter?"
"You know, you're awfully forgetful these days, Nick. I hope I never get to be a forgetful old prune like you."
"Come on, Nick. We can talk about you being old later."
"She'd never do anything like that! You hear me?! Never! She's a great kid, and really cute... And really great... And cute."
"Wonderful. Today's special must be Filet O' Phoenix!"
"Nick? NICK! You're too young to die!"
"I guess putting a poster of a magician in a law office is kinda strange."
"Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too."
"Words can not describe how screwed I am."
"(Being suprised by Oldbag) Zoinks! It's the Alien!"
"("Bad Ending" speech) And just like that... the case came to an end. I ran from the courtroom and wandered the streets alone. I never saw Maya again. De Killer is a man of his word, so I'm sure he let Maya go. The trial of Adrian Andrews went ahead and the newspapers read the following headline... Guilty of course. The "miracle" never happen (sic). Maybe it was never meant to. Because a "miracle" is something that doesn't exist."
"(Referring to Edgeworth seeing Oldbag on the witness stand) (I wonder what happened to that calm and cool composure he had earlier...)"
"So? A baseball has stitches! Are you saying all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches!?"
"So? A football is made of leather! Are you saying all footballs are suspicious because they are made of leather!?"
"(Upon learning that one of his witnesses was actually Wendy Oldbag) I saw the report with her testimony, but who knew that under that helmet... it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?"
"You (Oldbag) really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine."
"This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour"."
"Ten-four, Supreme Space Cadet, sir!"
"Give me that, you robo-twits."
"Boy, what's the world coming to when you can't trust your own brother?"
"Don't strain your brain, Wily. He'll come back. He always does."
"I hate to say I told you so, but... I told you so."
""At last, the world will bow down to the genius of Doctor Wily!" -Mega Man 11"
"Wily: "What do you mean he escaped?" Proto Man: "As in: Got away, vamoosed, departed, beat feet...” Wily:: "I know what the word means!" -At the Mega Man TV Show Episode The Day the Moon fell"
"Wily: "Why do you oppose me, the one who created you?" Bass: "Because you always interfere with me! I can defeat Mega Man by myself with no problem. You should go crawl in a hole somewhere." Wily: "You know, I think I regret creating you, pompous robot." Bass: "Ha! You created me? So what? If you created a powerful robot such as myself, it must have been an accident." Wily: "Funny you say that, you're actually right. I studied Mega Man hoping to create a similar robot. Then I developed a powerful energy called "Bassnium" purely by accident. Thus, I created you Bass. Currently Bassnium is the most powerful energy on Earth. But, that's not for long. Hee hee, I've learned from my accident... ...And I've created a new type of robot which is much more powerful than you or Mega Man! It'll be some time before I complete this project, though. You better get ready!" Bass: "Ha! This girlie-looking, long-haired robot will be the strongest? Don't make me laugh!" Wily: "Don't be so over-confident. This robot's power level is far superior to yours. And this is more than just a simple robot. With this robot and my other project complete, the world will be mine! No one will stop me! Hee hee hee hee!" Bass: "Yikes! This guy is as crazy as I thought." - at the end of Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters (when Bass wins the final stage alone)"
"I hate Mega Man. He ruins everything."
""Kyahahaha! The world is mine!" - Megaman 8"
""You forget, Mega Man. Robots cannot harm humans..." - at the end of Mega Man 7"
""Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch!" - just before final boss 1 in Mega Man: Powered Up"
""Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention. please. The name's Wily! The one and only -- the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! (Laughs) Ahem! Anyway, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots!!" - in the beginning of Mega Man: Powered Up"
"Just the image of Mega Man standing [...] there's a sadness to it. Even his sprite has a certain gravity and seriousness to it [....] When I see a young child playing alone, in a park or in the middle of the street, playing by himself [...] there's something so sad about that sight, it can almost bring me to tears. And there's something similarly lonely about Mega Man [...]. In the backstory I wrote, Mega Man alone is equipped with the functionality to turn himself off. That very fact imbues him with a sadness. The other robot masters were made for some kind of specific job or work, so there's no need for them to have an "off switch" they can control. However, a robot helper like Mega Man can make his own judgements, and therefore can decide whether he's needed or not [...]. The sadness of being a robot is having this inorganic existence."
"That madman! Even worse than those Joe robots... to think he'd come up with something like this..."
"Whatever turns you on, Wily."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auĂźer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!