"(There is no limit to the law. Any limit that exists was set there by man. When a person goes beyond that limit, then the law, too, crosses into new territory! For what reason were laws invented? The answer to that is what I must now show!)"

"H-How could this happen two days in a roooooooooooow!?"

"Lang Zi says: ...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!"

"Quit screwin' around! I have no sympathy for someone who would pass the guilt on to a dead man!"

"Lang Zi says: Before aiming for the throat, chew the neck shield off first."

"Quercus Alba! You BASTARD!"

"Franziska: (to Larry Butz) Y-You have given a whole new meaning to the phrase "an astounding fool"..."

"How can you call someone as good as Machi a "pianist"? Why, that's like throwing him in the same class as Daddy!"

"But I'm a lawyer! I'm not supposed to be nice!"

"Let us say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime."

"Times may change but people sadly do not."

"Come on! I'm guilty! Throw the book at meeeeeee!"

"Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown..."

"Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me!"

"Godot. The prosecutor whose equal cannot be found in this country, but in heaven. Godot. A legend or myth... Men pin a lifetime of hopes on the chance to simply meet him."

"(After Phoenix sees Maya being 'hired' by Jean Armstrong) (I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad for Maya....Maybe I should do both…?)"

"The sky is blue, and so am I..."

"(My heart goes out to you, Edgeworth. Not.)"

"Detective Gumshoe, you're a sham!"

"(Alright! I've got nothing to lose! Except for... well, everything!)"

"(Why do I always feel like it's the end of the world and I'm the last man standing?)"

"Wasn't it you who told me "proof is everything"? Well, I was listening. And now I'll show you the "proof" you like so much!"

"Amateurs, amateurs. Listen to me, Mr. Wright. In the courtroom, evidence is everything. Without it, you have nothing. You ARE nothing."

"I object! That was... objectionable!"

"*Shaking* Upstart..! Amateur..! These accusations... are ludicrous!"

"The guilty will always lie, to avoid being found out. There's no way to tell who is guilty and who is innocent! All that I can hope to do is get every defendant declared "guilty"! So I make that my policy."

"...To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..."

"Why did I become a lawyer in the first place...? Because someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side."

"Wright? I hope you see the importance of evidence now. Also, hopefully you realize, things change depending on how you look at them. People, too. We never really know if our clients are guilty or innocent. All we can do is believe in them. And in order to believe in them, you have to believe in yourself."

"I never knew you were such a toilet freak, Nick!"

"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee."

"Try thinking out of the box! Don't waste time doubting the facts. Assume the clock was three hours slow and... Think through it! Ask yourself, "Why was the clock three hours slow"? Figure out the reason, and you'll have your proof!"

"I think I feel a migraine coming on..."

"It's not hard to imagine him (Ron) just snapping and screaming "Please dieeeee!""

"Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!"

"(LIE. LIKE. A DOG.)"

"My HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIRR! IT-IT-IT'S FLYYYYIIING OOOFF!"

"(A muddy mudskipper in outer space has a better chance of surviving than I do.)"

"Men are like colonies of bacteria. The more heat you apply, the faster they grow."

"(Referring to Gumshoe when he tries to deny having a crush on Maggey) (Note to self: Gossip with Maya about this later.)"

"(TELL. THE. TRUTH.)"

"Proof enough for you, Mr. Sahwit? Or should I say... Mr. Did It!"

"How else would you get in?! Teleportation?!"

"The autopsy notes the time of death at sometime after 4 P.M.. There was nobody to... er... no "body" to find at 1:00 PM!"

"(referring to his friend Larry) Our school had a saying: "When something smells, it's usually the Butz." In the 23 years I've known him, it's usually been true."

"Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

"(Ah, the lamentations of my enemy... how I long for them...)"

"Victor Kudo doesn't make mistakes! I dot every 't' and cross every 'i'."

"(While discussing visiting von Karma in the hospital) Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!"

"Pi-pi-pi-pigeon! P-Pretty pigeon!! *eating seeds*"