Comedy Films

"My job is to raise children, not to run around the Soviet Union with your crooks."

"Georgy Vitsin as Gavrila Petrovich "Sad Sack" Sheremetyev, criminal"

"Everyone ran, so I ran, too."

"Savely Kramarov as Fyodor Petrovich "Crosseyes" Yermakov, criminal"

"Pauline Chalamet as Joanne"

"Lynne Koplitz as Joy"

"Moises Arias as Igor"

"Carly Aquilino as Tara"

"Marisa Tomei as Margie Carlin"

"Maude Apatow as Claire Carlin"

"We're like the only place that New Jersey looks down on."

"Oh I trained her in the car. She's not going to break."

"Bill Burr as Ray Bishop"

"Robert Vidal III as Jimmy Bags' Brother"

"Lou Wilson as Richie"

"You're going to make me babysit your kids?! I'm on drugs."

"Angus Costello as Kid Who Vomits"

"Joseph Paul Kennedy as Todd"

"Obama ain't right. You got Obama wrong. Ain't nothing worse than that."

"Colson Baker as Tattoo Shop Owner"

"Thanks for the sex. It was wonderful until you started talking."

"I regret my friendship with you guys."

"You look a little like Antonio Banderas, if I squint my eyes a bit."

"I just thought she looked really good in those pants. Thought that was a nice thing to say, I didn't know I'd get MeToo'd for it."

"When we go out in public, people look at me like I'm kidnapped."

"Your dad was a hero, and heroes are necessary, and they should be allowed to have families."

"Ricky Velez as Oscar"

"I haven't been high in a while but I still do it, I like that lifestyle."

"You don't get to act all crazy your entire life because Dad died."

"Anthony Lee Medina as Jake; Kelsey's Tinder Date"

"If you have money, why would you ever live in Staten Island?"

"Pete Davidson as Scott Carlin"

"Bel Powley as Kelsey"

"Luke David Blumm as Harold"

"Unhand her, Dan Backslide! Unhand her, Dan Backslide! Unhand her, Dan Backslide! Hey, we’re getting in a rut! Stand up and fight, you coward, bully, cad, and thief!"

"Oh, Dora, dear Sweet, Dora, dear Keep courage up and chin held high The stalwart sons of old PU Are here at hand to do or die PU, PU, we're all for you! Yay, boom!"

"Is The Dover Boys the first 'modern' cartoon? …Chuck Jones stylized the animation in this cartoon in a way that anticipated what several consciously modern studios like UPA would be doing a decade later."

"Pimento University. Pimento U. Good old P.U."

"Out and away the most popular fellows at old P.U., are the three Dover Boys: Tom, the fun-loving member of the trio; Dick, a serious lad of 18 summers (plus a winter in Florida, as related in “The Dover Boys in the Everglades”); and Larry, the youngest of the three jerks— er, ah, brothers."

"Little do they know that now, within this very tavern, Dan Backslide, the former sneak of Roquefort Hall, coward, bully, cad and thief, and arch enemy of the Dover Boys, squanders his misspent life!"

"And now it is time to say goodbye. Goodbye."

"Hark! The Dover Boys! Drat them! Double Drat them! They are escorting Dora Standpipe! Dear rich Dora Standpipe! HOW I LOVE HER! —father’s money."

"A runabout? I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!"

"[After getting beaten up repeatedly by Dora] Help! Tom! Help! Dick! Help! Larry!"

"Pimento U, oh, sweet PU Thy fragrant odor scents the air A pox on Yale Poo poo, Purdue Pimento U, my college fair"

"Help! Tom! Help! Dick! Help! Larry!"

"Alfred Ntombela – Minister Nda"

"Trevor Noah – Bookie"

"Tanit Phoenix – Kelsey"

"The final leg to Johannesburg, and the finish line. Let the climax begin!!"