Comedy Films

"Michael Berz – Kenny"

"Bronson Pinchot – Brad"

"Christian Fitzharris – Tyler Chase"

"Jennifer Love Hewitt – Margaret"

"Devin Kamin – Frankie"

"Tanya Blount – Tanya"

"Tyse Saffuri – Choir Member"

"Ryan Toby – Wesley Glen "Ahmal M'jomo Jamaael" James"

"Brad Sullivan – Father Thomas"

"Ron Johnson – Richard "Sketch" Pincham"

"Alanna Ubach – Maria"

"Dan Schneider – Chuck"

"If you wake up in the morning, and you can't think anything but singing, then you should be a singer, girl."

"Lauryn Hill – Rita Louise Watson"

"Marcy Walker – Franny"

"Art LaFleur - First Sergeant Brandon T. Williams"

"Glenn Morshower - Recruiting Sergeant Richard Day"

"Fabiana Udenio - Gabriella"

"Beau Billingslea - Sergeant Daniels"

"Peter Spellos - Mr. Quinn"

"Sleep tight, America! The safety of the free world rests in his hands!"

"Pauly Shore - Private First Class Bones Conway"

"Lynn Whitfield - Drill Sergeant Ladd"

"Lori Petty - Private Christine Jones"

"David Alan Grier - Private Fred Ostroff"

"Andy Dick - Private Jack Kaufman"

"Esai Morales - Staff Sergeant Stern"

"Nikolay Olyalin as Colonel Verchenko"

"Anatoli Papanov as chess player in hotel"

"Lyubov Sokolova as kindergarten vice principal"

"Radner Muratov as Vasily Alibabayevich Alibaba, criminal"

"Erast Garin as Professor Nikolai Maltsev, archeologist"

"Natalya Fateyeva as Lyudmila Maltseva, professor's daughter"

"Savely Kramarov as Fyodor Petrovich "Crosseyes" Yermakov, criminal"

"Georgy Vitsin as Gavrila Petrovich "Sad Sack" Sheremetyev, criminal"

"Oleg Vidov as Lieutenant Slavin"

"Alibaba. Lousy jackal, I am. Took money from the children. Robbed a kindergarten."

"Yevgeny Leonov as Yevgeny Ivanovich Troshkin, kindergarten principal / Aleksandr Aleksandrovich "Docent" Beliy, criminal"

"Dinner is served! Sit down and guzzle, please!"

"Col. Verchenko. Tell me, how much does that helmet weigh?"

"Everyone ran, so I ran, too."

"(comments on his own arrest) That's it. No more movies, electricity is over."

"(Lt. Slavin teaches Troshkin the criminal slang)"

"I’ll buy a car with a tape player, sew a suit with a shinier grain, and off to Yalta!"

"Who is he? Miserable engineer and nothing else! And what kind of life does he have? To the work in the morning, from the work in the evening... Wife at home, kids... snotty noses... Would go visit some theater, or, in the summer, a sanatorium... in Yalta. Snorefest! And you? You're a thief! A gentleman of fortune! Stole, drank, go to jail! Stole, drank, go to jail! The allure! So don't worry… Of course he’s jealous."

"Stand up! That's it! If we don't want to go back to jail, if we want to get to the helmet, from today onwards, all squabbles are to stop. No gambling! No drinking! No stealing... without me."

"Oh, what's wrong with you people...? Shame on you! You're forty years old each, past over a half of your lives! What's behind you? What's now? What's ahead? Darkness, filth, fear and nothing human. Snap out of it... Snap out of it before it's too late — that's my advice to you!"

"I feel like there's an ambush there… I always feel it…"

"Politeness is a thief's best weapon."

"(fugitive crooks run along the road, posing as athletes.)"