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"You terrified them. Last night was a true work of art. You have rage. Kirsten, wild, passionate, deep rage. I like it."
"We made Gruyère cheese out of that coffin - with a lot of holes!"
"[To Kristin] You look like a librarian in a library, not a porno."
"This means war."
"You've been stress grape gathering all night!"
"I just hope this is what you want. [Puts her arms around Kristin] Never let the man dictate - who you are or what you can do."
"You can do a lot of good with the power you have. It's not about losing yourself. It's about - becoming yourself."
"Just because you're a mafia boss doesn't mean you have to be a bad person."
"Dan Schneider – Chuck"
"Marcy Walker – Franny"
"Debra Kelly – Liza"
"Tom Parsekian – Marty"
"Michael Berz – Kenny"
"w:Samm-Art Williams – Bill Martin"
"Bronson Pinchot – Brad"
"Frank Gorshin – Mr. Green"
"Tanya Blount – Tanya"
"Devin Kamin – Frankie"
"Mehran Marcos Sedghi – Marcos"
"Christian Fitzharris – Tyler Chase"
"Tyse Saffuri – Choir Member"
"Kathy Najimy – Sister Mary Patrick"
"Whoopi Goldberg – Deloris Van Cartier / Sister Mary Clarence"
"Barnard Hughes – Father Maurice"
"[To Rita] You take the top and I'll take the bottom. Just try it."
"[Reading a letter on Rita's desk] "Dear Mama, I went to the all-state music competition. I never meant to hurt you but I had to follow my heart. Please forgive me. I love you, Rita.""
"Mary Wickes – Sister Mary Lazarus"
"[To Father Ignatius] Have you been drinking more of that sacramental wine, father?"
"Sister Mary Fake!"
"Father forgive us, we know EXACTLY what we do!"
"James Coburn – Mr. Crisp"
"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Show me a man that a woman can trust. Now where did it say that on the eighth day He dusteth?"
"Brad Sullivan – Father Thomas"
"[Singing] We are family / I got all my sisters with me / We are family / Get up everybody and sing!"
"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm undercover again."
"[Singing] Ain't no mountain high enough."
"Go with God, Crispy."
"[Entering the rap circle] I got the flow, you all gotta go, so pick up your bags so we can go, ho-ho! Uh-huh, ow, ow, NOW! Thank you, thank you."
"[To the music class] I'm gonna turn you guys into a choir."
"Michael Jeter – Father Ignatius"
"[Singing] Get up off of that thing!"
"Congratulations, you're the new mayor of Sodom and Gommorah."
"God help us."
"Alanna Ubach – Maria"
"Now listen, I know you've got to think about your image, cause image is important to you, because of course your friends are gonna dictate your actions through the rest of your lives, and I wouldn't want you to step away from them and become an individual, that would almost be too much!"
"If you want to be somebody, if you want to go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention."
"If you wake up in the morning, and you can't think anything but singing, then you should be a singer, girl."
"Wendy Makkena – Sister Mary Robert"
"Ryan Toby – Wesley Glen "Ahmal M'jomo Jamaael" James"