Comedy Drama Films

"Paula Marshall as Tina Shenk"

"Shane Kinsman as Kyle Baker"

"Brent Kinsman as Nigel Baker"

"Blake Woodruff as Mike Baker"

"Morgan York as Kim Baker"

"Liliana Mumy as Jessica Baker"

"Forrest Landis as Mark Baker"

"Jacob Smith as Jake Baker"

"Alyson Stoner as Sarah Baker"

"Kevin Schmidt as Henry Baker"

"Hilary Duff as Lorraine Baker"

"Tom Welling as Charlie Baker"

"Piper Perabo as Nora Baker"

"Bonnie Hunt as Kate Baker"

"Steve Martin as Tom Baker"

"Stephen Tobolowsky as Mr. Elton Bates"

"Chad Michael Murray as Jake"

"Harold Gould as Grandpa Alan"

"Mark Harmon as Ryan Vuolo, Tess’s 2nd husband"

"Lindsay Lohan as Anna Coleman, Tess’s daughter"

"Jamie Lee Curtis as Tess Coleman"

"They've always been in each other's faces. Today they're in each other's bodies."

"Every teenager's nightmare...turning into her mother."

"Get Your Freak On August 1."

"Mondays are manic. Wednesdays are wild. And Fridays are about to get a little freaky."

"(puts two chopsticks in his nose) Look, I'm a walrus!"

"[sarcastically; repeated] Joy."

"Simon Helberg - Rathkon"

"Mary Kay Place - Barbera"

"Eli Wallach - Seymour Warburton"

"Dorian Missick - Mitch"

"Sarah Chalke - Maya"

"Annna Faris - Nora Flannagan"

"Jeff Daniels - Mert Rosenbloom"

"Diane Keaton - Jan Mannus"

"Jon Heder - Jeffrey Mannus"

"You have to fight for the right to never grow up"

"Sometimes we confuse our fears with our fantasies."

"The word "can't" isn't in my vocabulary."

"We're all the authors of our own destiny. Let's make this a happy ending."

"Maybe a heart attack will teach my Mom a lesson in abandonment."

"You can't win my affection back with Manwhich!"

"Ryan Malgarini as Harry Coleman, Tess's son"

"Christina Vidal as Maddie; Lead Singer of Pink Slip"

"It's all part of the game, young buck."

"You can have the piss in the hall way!I'll take the picasso.You got a Picasso in yo' house!"

"[voice-over] Pleasure turns to the pain, Of the lessons learned from the strain Of the questions burned in my brain, About whether to love is humane in its touch. These thoughts are like salmon swimming upstream in the tears of your deceit. Fighting the current hurt that kills more than is created by the chaos of our intertwined emotions. Chaotic because the anchor of Eros' arrow has been plucked from the vessel of my undying infatuation. Separation not as simple as the distance between us My mind no longer possessed by the demons that had been the overseers of my enslavement to your lies. The seeds of these lies rooted so deeply they have cracked the foundation of what we once shared. Allowing the faith in us I had sealed inside to gush out like a river, Ripping the image of our future together from my thoughts as violently and as brutally as if it were a child being taken from his mother's arms. I'm left surrounded in darkness but I refuse to be swallowed by it. My loneliness like the night air. Invisible to the eye, obvious to the touch, In its cold uncomfortableness Yet if I could do it all over again, I'd do it in the same skin I'm in. To lay down and let love die, Just stay down and let love lie, No, no, not I. I'll stay 'round and let love fly, Even though I have seen its darkest form, deceit. Nothing else could taste this warm or feel this sweet."

"Hide yo wallets.Here come Ghetto Ghetto and her two twins."

"Monica - Waffle House Waitress."

"Buffie Carruth - Big Booty Judy."