"You can't win my affection back with Manwhich!"

"Maybe a heart attack will teach my Mom a lesson in abandonment."

"We're all the authors of our own destiny. Let's make this a happy ending."

"The word "can't" isn't in my vocabulary."

"Sometimes we confuse our fears with our fantasies."

"You have to fight for the right to never grow up"

"Jon Heder - Jeffrey Mannus"

"Diane Keaton - Jan Mannus"

"Jeff Daniels - Mert Rosenbloom"

"Annna Faris - Nora Flannagan"